Saturday, December 6, 2008

If my life is a living catalog

i would like to make a statement to all bodies or companies or n'importe qui thats flies out flyers, more of catalogs, that i truly appreciate u guys for the effort made. i know its hard to start a business its like tryin to bring peeps to actually read ur blorg but most of them r artificially malaas. sounds sooo desperate laaa ok now back to story.

i came accross harvey norman catalog for i dunno recession sale i guess and i started to wonder, if my life, like wat i really wanna do just involves catalog. sounds like coool ahahahha wtv

opening the catalog, instead of arrays of plasma full HD tv's and stuff, you can actually select your own house. more like houses, for greedy me. errrmmm and everythin is absolutely free ahahahaha. becoz like usual its my blog and i can simply say things thats actually satisfy meself on whatever meself wanted. Next.... ensuite

turning down to page 2, ahahahhahahahah instead of selections of hifi and dvd players, its the wife section!! yeahhhh i reallly need this one. you can choose either slim type, fat ass ke, fair complexion orr whatever that you desire. you can also choose numbers of limbs that you can attach to your dream wife. ahahahahha soooo barbaric i know. errrmmmm wait there's a catch. if you wanna alter any parts that attract the opposite gender, i used gender instead of sex coz some weird asses are just soo dumb they think sex is more of s.e.x. its gender sex. carry on. oh snapp, instruction of the terms and condition applies has stated:

  • to increase a cup size of the front mountain ahahahhahahah, some surchange will be applicable according to the need of ones that desire it. ewww like the men has to undergone like some test to ... you know.... to.... you know ahahhahahaahha
  • another way to compensate the surcharge of the front mountain ahahahhaha, is to trade the junk in the trunk. which means the ass
eww got mountain yet no backside. i'll just stick with the surcharge. hello men needs to do what men needs to do. i know it sounds sooo freaky but i dunno how to complete this sentence. it is like that.

Blah blah blah.... finally we come to the last page. which i myself need to figure out. okay,
age of your marriage and number of offsprings expected.

i got this crazy planning like i really wanna get married early not just for the intimate pleasure but other pleasures as well like errmmmm having kids, yet in-laws naturally be the craziest bunch of malau to ever exist in your life. and i planned to have 6 kids. yeah the more the merrier. betul. see some couples yg anak siket like 2 or anak tunggal. what happen if like the daughter simply go n kawin lari in lombok, dah hilang sorang, we need back up people, lotsa lotsa lotsa of them. work work work ahahahhahahahahahahh this post might be abit provocative but its my blorg. the romieness has oozzes out wongga wongga

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