Monday, December 20, 2010
I'm still a viiiiiiiiiiiiirgin
Saturday, December 18, 2010
mencapap itu perlu
- draw a lot. pick a name that you need to be a guardian angel for
- you need to act as the acting secret santa. Offer anything. gifts, coffee bean, serunding wtf
- to my guardian angel thanks for the starbucks frappucino wtf wtf wtf
- to my secret santa thanks for the condoms you gave, it'll be put into good use haram jadah
- blah blah blah and soo many other emails were in the air whenever they receive something
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Life as a working man
- parking for the whole week
- or fuel that sufficient to last for a week
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
being a tall person
- u can easily be spotted my mafia/ahlong/criminal/chucky if ur standing in a crowd
- eventually u'll suffered back ache. and back ache aint nice, i took pills when i was 14
- like for me, i'm vertebrate tall/long backbone/long abdomen, its really hard to get a fine t shirt. trust me it will lead to frustration everytime ur in factory outlet/chiaokit/mydin
- being tall can really boost up ur confidence to as high as KLCC, or even gunung kinabalu
- if someone try to be a bitch towards u, u'll know that fella will never grow tall
- for men tall men means long penis ahaha yeah its true
- u'll be the one fixing the curtain every single raye every year
- u have to replace the battery of the clock hanging on the wall
- u have to clean up the sesawang on the ceiling
- u have to rub the black board in skool ahahaha
- i always believe that only venezuela deserves to win miss universe title since the world's most beautiful women are produce daily in a farm from that country ahaha
- she is taller than me. she is taller than me. i just cant accept the fact. arghh
- and she beat miss venezuela to 2nd place. super furious my face is lightning red like iklan mee mamee
- my kids will be forced to churn steak everyday for protein supply to grow taller than that miss universe
- take on protein drink
- they have to think tall and be tall. wear high heels to skool
- but i want to put them into gymnastics intially, that will stunt the growth. arghhh
- i want my children to jump everyday for one hour to lengthen the limbs
- before sleep i will pull their legs to even stretch it further
- they have to sleep with leg braces. that will make them tall
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
List of Petua petua orang tua
- Jaga mulut atasnya. Maksudnya jaga makan minumnya. ( what kinda crap talking?)
- Jaga mulut bawahnya. Maksudnya jagalah kemahuan seksnya. ( wadda?? )
- if ur attending a beauty pageant n out of nowhere chicken pox happens, try drink the young coconut juice and it will supress the pox b4 the pageant.
- tips mengelakkan minyak terpecik ketika goreng: masukkan garam ke dalam minyak terlebih dahulu sebelom menggoreng
- paling tak boleh blah: jangan menyanyi semasa memasak, nanti dikhuatiri kawen lambat. what?????
Friday, August 6, 2010
Watikah buat Kak Rozline...... cewah ahaha
another diet gone wasted ahahaha. kak lyn and abg jovyn, her loving hubby cewah brought me to this place. Bamboo Chenang restaurant. previously sungai cenang restaurant. weird thing about this place despite the good food (trust me, it is hard to find good food in langkawi) there's not much people at the restaurant. padahal kereta yg parking kat depan kedai stock banyak cam masa pihak abg ipar aku dtg menikah kakak aku dulu ahahaha. the food is recommended!! wuhoo
what abg jovyn and kak lyn ordered and what i lahap that night ahaha. hari ape ye kitorang dtg?? arghh lupa. they ordered:
- tomyam campur yg enough to feed a family of 6 ceh melampau
- sotong goreng tepung yg crunchy and sedap walaupun dimakan tika sejuk
- kailan ikan masin yg mmg sedap. kat satu kedai tu, kailan ikan masin cam sayur rebus jirus kuah je. demi menjaga kemuliaan kedai tersebut i'll not mention names ahaha
- kerabu sotong. i never heard of it in my life tp sedap kot
- dry red chilli chicken. very very rare to be found at kedai tomyam. and mmg sedap
- senang citer sumer sedap la
- tempat duduk kitorg seriously very very very romantic. rasa cam nak kawen lari pulak ahaha
- satu pot nasik dorang kasi. obviously tu pun nak mention ahahah
- summing up to rm58.00.
- abg jovyn ckp very reasonably priced. aku tau lahap je. hahaha
melaram is a hobby ahahaha
to dearest Kak Lyn dgn harapan u'll not smack my face ahaha:
kak lyn and to all women out there who never feel satisfied with themselves, emotionally and physically (especially ahahaha). korang dah dilahirkan canthek and u are loved by someone who trully appreciate u inside and out. lain macam je bunyi. kak Lyn dah cukup canthek dah, bukan setakat cukup, dah terlebih canthek pun. u just need to embrace your true beauty by appreciating and accepting ur true self. nak segan buat pe, dah mmg canthek dah pun. it's canthek not cantik ahaha. actually dats all about this post ahahahahahahaha
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Before and After
Monday, July 5, 2010
Graduating. counting hours
- 10 hours General handling plus PT4
- 5 hours Night Flying
Saturday, June 26, 2010
The story about my chin. Not botak chin
Monday, June 14, 2010
I wonder if I didn't ...........
- my family might think I actually don't really exist. They may disown me
- no one wants to talk about my life
- During family gathering even worse, I might be forced to sit at the end of the table, somewhere near the kitchen cabinet
- or might be sell to the pimps to make me into a prostitute wtf
- more and more relatives are taking interest in me
- not forgetting the endless request of free flight tickets. Later I join cargo then u know ahaha
- finally people are taking interest in what I'm doing
- one of the uncle ask where the clutch of the aircraft, when u want to tukar gear. what???
Monday, June 7, 2010
Tayar pancet lalu meletop
ahahahaha today around 10.15 am if not mistaken, the aircraft i flown, the right side tyre, meletop. ahahaha. pancet. ahahaha
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Al Fatihah
- okey: in Negeri sembilan, "wan" is grandma. and grandpa is... i dunno ahahaha
Thursday, June 3, 2010
tolong baca saya nak berucap
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
I'm soo freakin bored
- when i was in primary 1, i was too tall, taller than older kids but really grateful about it now ehehehe
- i was overdue as a baby, having umbilical cord strangled around my neck ahahaha.
- i was name RAMADHAN for a reason. Mama had her wish if i shall be conceived in ramadhan, ramadhan will it be and if it's syawal then the same case. back to reality, i stayed toooo long inside my mama and it was at the beginning of ramadhan 1410h. and all of my siblings' names starts with R. can u see it??? i'm more of a trend breaker since young muahaha
- Now i'm truly obssesed with Dato' Siti Nurhaliza. like really. I dream of her everynite. Ok disregard that ahaha
- Mama is my closest friend ever. I go to mamak with her ( to bangkok friend, mamak is a typical eatery in malaysia). i even drag mama along to movies ( james bond's, madagascar and she slept throughout the movies ahahaha)
- my forever dream car is Mitsubishi Pajero. And now it's Pajero sport arrhhhh. seriously I'll work my ass to earn myself that car. If you want to give to me for free..... i'll reconsider ahahaha
- I'm suffering the worst case insomnia, i can't really sleep if i'm tooo sleepy, i can't sleep, if the bed too comfy, i can't sleep either. very weird
- and i snore, really really really loud
- talking about ambitions, wanted to become a singer when i was 3, flight attendant when i was 4, then chef when i was 5 and now i'm doing piloting ahahaha. alhamdulillah
- i eat really really alot. I've gained 10 kg since living in langkawi for almost a year and a half now. my friend said i'm growing breast now ahahaha
- now i dont have any idea to write anymore ahahaha
- i really really love to walk around by foot. especially in KL. most of my friends just cant tolerate this ahaha
- really wanted to go to thailand when i was 5. crazy sick i was then i guess ahahaha
- was really scared of height and even cried inside a flight when i was 16. and now i'm flying planes
- really longing to kahwin lari or elope. scared of traditional marriage ceremony. people with their eyes staring ahahaha
- when i was four, i was hospitalized because my ball sack or SCROTUM ahahah inflated like a balloon ahaha
- once fell off the swing and landed on my chin, it was torn open ahaha.
- really scared of eating dried fruits due to its wrinkly exterior, reminding me of old age ahahaha
- really like hypocrite people, most of them are funny. but I'll never tolerate snobbish show off-ish asses
- always wonder why women are so scared to wear tampon??
- worn condom. twice ahahaha. but still i'm a virgin ahaha
- just wrote a song. hope u guys will like it
- Always believe that one day I'll be a very successful person in life insyaAllah
Ye lah ye lah I'm back to blorggin
felt soooo blessed when I'm not around to blorg, number of followers gaining up!! ahhaah alhamdulillah thanx all for the support for the very humble blorg I'm having ahahaha.
Monday, March 8, 2010
ok ok updating
setelah dimarah, diugut dan dicerca ahahhahaaha, i'll revive this blorg back to life. gyler malas lately.
- on training stint in Terengganu!! not in langkawi for time being
- looking for more people to make friends here in terengganu, specifically airport/tok jembal/gong badak area.
- nak mencuba nasi dagang banyak2 sbb aritu sikit nak mampos.
- sambil menaip ni, menunggu saat bila kak yah the caterer lady nak dtg bawak makanan.
Friday, January 22, 2010
sori lama terabai
pliz hit me with a stick or a broom or with any solid object. I left this blorg unmanned. arrghh
- cutting down carb intakes
- simulator lesson started ( snap! )
- started to be more interested in self grooming, but only when I'm in uniform ahaha
- addicted to Siti Nurhaliza, listening to her everynight. She's my sleep companion WTH
- extremely obsessed to get into Fireflyz as a pilot. of coz.