Episod 1 of The Pujaans: Saratambal & The Magical Kaloi

Top notes: before i start the the highly anticipated blorg drama, The Pujaans, in a very gedik way, i just wanna toast a shout out to madame merah, where the heck is lorong nagasari? u said its near bkt bintang, tak jumpe pun. ahahahahahhahaha

• I will post the lagu pembukaan for the the drama later on la

what a fine day. more of a fine morning actually. as a narrator i can just simply intervene the storyline at any moment to exude the ramadhanness of the drama ahahahhahahah. it was a fine morning, no no no i want dusk. ok wtv it will be 7.30 pm. no 7.30 a.m

saratambal stretches out before making a day full ahead with pains in the arms and legs. to push her trolley of nasik lemak from her place in lorong nagasari to the place wtv la the place where she sell her nasik lemak. pity the lass, fired from her dream career as air hostess after the fateful attempt to crush in a bus with 3 other friends ( to kno the real story about the bus story u can simply ask her from the saratambal link at the side )

little that she know is that a new location by a mystical pond near the rambutan tree will be a suitable side to lay down the nasik lemak trolley. sadness arises in her face, for not be able to fly on daily basis. "apalah nasibku tuhan, ikot cakap kawan, memang seronok kena buang koje pulak" said the tambal girl. "anak ku anak ku sayaaanggg" an ugly toady voice resurface from the pond. its the magical kaloi.

"kaloi sang kaloi, adakah nasibku ini tidak terubat, haruskah aku melara sebegini?"
"tidak anakku, akan hadir seorg jejaka tampan yg akan menemani benak hidupmu"
" benarkah, kaloi? bila, bila bila akan jejaka itu muncul"
"sebentar lagi"
"hoi, pukul berapa nok? aku malas kot nak tunggu lama lama" replied sara furiously
" kau bungkus kan sebungkus nasik lemak berlaukkan rendang kerang"
" hak??? kau tau aku berniaga nasik lemak kaloi?"
"kau ingat aku x nampak ke pompuan? lepas tuh suapkan aku nasik lemak itu, muhahahahah"

Lahanat punya ikan, aku .............................. ( u kno wat will sara say rite ahahahhahah )

out of the blues, came a guy, macho i guess, hairy he is and jawa definitely to reach her hand and to ask her, "nasik lemak rendang kerang ke?"

Sara cant believe her eyes. " jantan tuh betul betul datang, wongga wongga!!! eaahaaahh!! macho berbulu disukai ramai tapi dia milik aku ya ahahahahahahahaha. alamak terkentut. oopss"

on episode 2, the awakening truth of lorong nagasari........

if u really wanna kno how macho is emal, down there is his pic, he's really hairy u kno
once i saw him shirtless and its like jungle ahahahahhaahhahahahahahaha his back is even worse
ahahahahahahhaha sorry emal