That Little Gerai

Like always, weekends are occupied with appoinments that already been confirmed from the previous weekend. Cewah busy ala ala Siti Nurhaliza. Takpe sebab saye sangat meminati dia saye sehingga ingin mengikut jejak langkah beliau. Finished work at 3.00 am saturday morning, pukul 10 trus rush to Sunway for karaoke. MAD. serious madness dah la tersilap jalan. adoi. ape aku citer ni? lari dari topic aahhahahaha

introducing to you guys:

My nemesis, Didiyana Dafina yg agak pekak tp kalau nk tido mesti nak atas comforter sahaja. Melampao batas. Stress stress stress.

By the way it is against my nature to do a review on the place/restaurant/warung/gerai/bawah tangga that i like to go for makan makan. My perception is that what's the point of reviewing it? since lagi ramai orang akan datang kat kedai tu kaaan? susah nk carik tempat duduk ahahha memang i'm always stingy in terms of sharing good places to eat with people. Meet Romie Pujaan. Makan wajib glamour. Nak beli tali pinggan harga 19.90 pun kedekot.

OK la OK la the gerai is called That Little Gerai, ok i just give you guys the facebook URL, it's soo freakin' near to the place i stay rite now and, the price and quality ( sbb dimasak oleh chef, a proper seasoned chef ) sgt laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa berbaloi. sgt sgt sgt sgt sedap. hambek. The location, Taman permata, AU5/11D, along the stretch of warongs yg sama row with Syed Bistro.

Tak dpt jumpa padan muke ahaha.

Janji melayu memang janji melayu kan?? janji pukul brape end up pukul brape. argrhhh ahahaha. I waited sooo long for my friend who planned the dinner to arrive. Kata lepas maghrib, ni kalau bulan puase abis tarawikh baru sampai ahahaha. While waiting for that friend to arrive, i already nyum nyum 12 ketul cekodoks and a plate of Mama's lovely nasik lemak. Mau tak kenyang.

after that unplanned meal, nak baring atas katil, tp takot tertido, jom camwhore

constipated

akhirnye "Ramadhan, aku dah sampaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii". luckily the gerai is only 5 mins away from my place, kalau tak bazir karen je dok tunggu ahahhaa. So whoever gonna plan an appoinment with me, please obey the mother clock alright? ahhahaha

sampai je ke tempat kejadian, lasagna dah nak lesap!! (highly recommended, sedaaaaaaaaaaaap )

ni member aku yg plan dinner ini, the coveted Catz!!

The chef, actually i'm not so sure which one of them is the exact chef, but this guy mengamalkan ilmu tari menari sambil mengambil order, made us laugh laugh like setan, nk terkeluar lasagna yg baru dilahap

alamak tersilap upload photo, disregard this ahahaha

For those who longed to take away the lasagna tp for sure chef xkasi bawak balek loyang, tolong bawak sendiri loyang anda, kalau nk maintain harga lasagna yg diorder sila beli loyang beharga 9.90 kat Bukit Indah Supermarket ahahhaa.

long - waited to baham baham, finally had it. Grilled Dory with Creamy mustard sauce, ade korang jumpe kat warong western lain? no no no. and it's only 13.90!!

Seriously if you actually go out with food blorggers, it can be highly irritating as your food will be snapped by them, tapi gambar yg tukang order ni takde pulak nk snap kan ahahha. Proof:

lagi ligat

KENE WAJIB ORDER KALAU DATANG SEBAB KALAU TAK ORDER KORANG MEMANG AKAN MENYESAL SBB BURGER INI SGT SEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

Since bukan hujung bulan, so beringat la sama yer.

wrapping up the day: gambar warung. memang betul2 gerai

nota kaki: whatever the chef recommends, WAJIBBUL ORDER.

ok nk tido esok i gonna break my record to drive to the furtherst i've ever drive, Bagan Datoh.

Wongga wongga salam

Why Langkawi is such a huge tourist destination

not being discriminative

the main reason why langkawi flights are always full no matter what date it is:

(ditangkap semasa beli ikan bilis 3 kilo kat sebelah kedai liquor ini. jgn nk fikir bukan2)

once i saw a malay man minum carlsberg kat pantai Chenang pakai straw

ahahahhaa cam bodo je

Wonggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tension tension tension!!

I was thinner. In the past. Proof:

lebih kurus semase menggodek hp member kat airport

even on sideway shot, happy giler dpt 2 bar

lebih kurus walaupon dlm bus, nak2 duduk sebelah member yg lebih bulat dan berbulu ahaha

lebih kurus walaupun tengah depressi bersama member

lebih kurus semasa melantak noodle

lebih kurus walaupun tengah buat kueh raya

and now........................

78kg

Subhanallah

p/s: all photos were taken during Ramadhan month, patutla aku nmpk lebih kurus

pp/s: alamak puasa ganti lagi 2 hari la ehehehe

Wongga : )

Virginity. Gone

If it's one thing that we were told since young which to be kept till the time comes, it's VIRGINITY. Truly agreeable with that subject as it will not come by your lifetime once it's broken. Torn into million of pieces. shattered off the wall. ceh sangat melampao. These days, kids are just tooo proactive they just can't wait, lack of abstinence and gone wasted. And I have chosen that same path. Sebab nak try ar kan. mesti puas. seronok. mengghairahkan. Mama aku pun x kesah.

By reading the first paragraph i may be arrested soon. By the morale correctioner or something. ahahaha. actually i have just broke my Clubbing virginity ahahhahahah hohohoho hehehe hahahahhahahaha

hello i didn't just went to the club and get hooohaaa for no intention. I went for a gig. a really good gig. Tengok la gambar kat bawah.

Before we head down to the club, a little mocktails or two will not harm, as mother will approve. had VIRGIN pina colada. ok laaaa. wonder why human will go for the alcoholic form. Yucks

partner in crime yg sangat sengal and meronta ronta " ramadhan weyh aku takot ar nak masuk club weyhh serious". Sape jugak yg gi clubbing mase form 5 dari maghrib smp midnite. tak ke kau tu. aku dulu budak baek. forever always be ahahhaha. By the way she is Ass-zura ahaha.

Someone who lives up to her name for not taking quality photos. azura sengal ahahahaha

It's palate pallete by the way. jln mesui off jalan nagasari. susur dari hotel istana senang. it's the go to place for a 6-latch-on-the- door toilet as posted previously. ( tangan aku saket weyh menaip!!)

the guilty pleasures. 2 drinks sum up to RM32++. takpe la. Bday treat Ass-zura. i like this name ahahhaha

jom kawen lari

Tipsy? noooooooooooooooooooot

Pelancong dari Tibet. Kat sane takde tempat cam changkat BB. ahahahhaa

introducing yo the dancefloor yo. This guy is TRULY AWESOME FREESTYLAH. He can rap just about anything that explodes from his mind. REALLY REALLY WORTH LOSING VIRGINITY. ?????? by the way did i say that this was a hip hop gig? ( plus free entrance yeeehah)

ermmm nadira? if not mistaken

What i've been anticipated for. 542. Gempak giler.

introducing Muhaimin, or wtv ur stage name will be. kau lepaskan kitorg masuk dgn senang. tq

A guy and lady name Gayle. Super sport and kelaka. pakai dress tp menari kencang cam dalam persembahan noraniza idris mase juara lagu tahun2 dahulu

Declaring a 3rd world war with this shit as it make me dizzy. TOO BRIGHT LIGHTS!

Tok bomoh perasap yg berjaya. nak tahu further more??? Go to the bawah link

Ok. Dara dah pecah. Tak berdarah. X mengerang pun. Will do it agaaaaaaaaaaain

Wongga bitch

The most secure toilet on the surface of the EARTH

Afraid that u'll ended up like Cut Tari if sumone recorded ur busy activities in the toilet cubicle:

Restroom with 6 latches. Satu lagi x muat nak enter frame ahaha. With the door hole like in 5 star hotel or seri malaysia where u can peek who's outside zee door. Dapat melaboq dgn sgt senang hatinya. Will tell you where to find this restroom on the next post. Kalau aku rajin. ahaha. wongga

the biggest loser. arghh

was really attracted from watching The Biggest Loser ( though truly despies the show since they lost too much weight and it makes me sickly envious looking at them ahaha). SHE LOST MORE THAN HALF HER INITIAL WEIGHT??????? bapak ar it reminded me when i succeededly lost nearly 33 kg in 2 months time and no shit i did it. From 88kg to 55kg. Those were the glorious days. and nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............................

• at home i weigh 75kg
• at gym i weigh 78kg

so which one is the real deal? i guess scales in gyms are designed to make people feel the utmost miserable of themselves thus motivation to burn the calories will be turned on. in a very nasty manner. so which penimbang berat is telling the truth???

im entering this asshole phase of weight loss programme where nearly i'm not moving nowhere. its a normal shit which i've gone thru and hampir hampir lose hope. it will take me roughly 2 weeks (by experience), to see positive changes when i step on the nasty weight scale. should i go for my house one or at the gym? ahahhaa

finally met a blorgger friend which been long time pending for a meet up. Catz !!! u are my most favourite blorgger coz u gav me a dinner treat ahahaha. Pls set up a date where i can repay you back. by the way she just got back from bandung after countless trips to that foreign land ( and what is sooooo fascinating bout the place?? ). by the way again ahaha she is the one to be blamed for throwing all my diet plans off the window ahaha. check check check it out the photos below. i was only having at max 2 pieces of whole meal bread for dinner. not till that nite........................

I'm such a nice son. Brought mama just nearly everywhere during my spare time. Thanx Catz for the dinner at Black Canyon. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED WALAUPUN BYK IMMIGRANT PELBAGAI BANGSA MENCARI REZEKI DISITU.

We had.... Tom yam excellente, green curry marvelous, another lauk tah ape tah which was devine, and mixed vege yg memang sedap despite ordinary physical appearance ahaha. Catz kau mmg bijak memilih tempat makan. Later on me at williams okeyyy

oh crap snap snap snap. I just being cursed by gluttony and indulged on too much food at 9pm!!

sepanjang dinner aku asyik complain badan makin gomoks. Catz was furious upon hearing me whining and she said "abis tu aku ni ape? tong dram?" aahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah again i was confused that u're actually a shy shy reserved person in person

introducing the one and only Roha, oops silap. Catz!!!!!!!!!!!

she brought some treats from the trip, brownies kukus yg sadaaaaaaaap, pisang cheese pebende tah yg aku makan sorang2 ( dessert supposed to be a no no ), and jeans yg aku kirem which ended up mama yg pakai cause i just cant fit into it. sedeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. rite after dinner, she left us both stranded in the mall sbb rase kemaluan yg amat sgt. ayat yg sgt bunyi pelik. she was soo shy with us and ended up lepak at jambatan putrajaya sorang2 ahaha. kelaka la kau.

on the next monday i went to gym ( did i tell you how cool the gym in mid valley, with swimming pool n jacuzzi? ). supposedly it's the payday and i was thrilled to cocok my atm card. tettttttttttt gaji x masuk lg. i was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo upset. nothing can overwrite my sorrow. i was limping. not much money in the pocket since too much investment on the gym shit. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. went on the threadmill for 5 minutes. got soooo emotional n trus balek rumah ahaha pastu tido ahaha depressed ahahaha.

skang gaji dah masuk alhamdulillah. dah hilang dah depression. gonna give my cousin football boots treat. jangan nk demand mintak yg limited edition. got a wedding or two to attend with mama. gonna lose my virginity on the weekend. ?????. updates on the next post.

p/s: need to attend the cycling class. heard can lose 10kg in 1 session. sembang kemas je dorang. just to inform you can find me during bolly mix class every thursday. wongga wongga

spring cleaning

Spider web, cicak kobengs, nyamuk aedes..... they are everywhere.

Cleaning up the blorg. wipe wipe wipe, sweep sweep sweep.

BLORG IS OPEN BACK FOR BUSINESS. bile ade mood ahaha