The story about my chin. Not botak chin

Mukadimah::

pembuka bicara with lousy photos of me, as usual ahaha

sapa mamat ni?? rasa nak sekeh je. can??ahahaha

snapped a photo with super ganas junior ahahaha. she's a maneater ahaha. nampak mcm isteri kedua pulak ahaha. isn't isteri kedua supposed to be hornier and nicer??

back to main business

Thank You Allah swt alhamdulillah for increasing number of blorg followers. I dont even think that this blorg is interesting in anyway. More like syarikat pembuangan sampah cap Alam Flora in the form of blorg ahaha. ok ok ok focus ramadhan focus. again this blorg has been neglected for sometime, but not for long. I'll be talking about my chin.

WHAT???

yes my chin

YOU THINK YOUR CHIN SO NICE, CAN BLORG ABOUT IT ISSIT??

suka ati aku lah

p/s: sorry about that split personality argument ahahaha

most of my friends keep saying this to me, " wey you so old got no janggut issit??"

I think this is the main reason. when i was young i listen to the radio..... silap. when i was young somewhere when i was 4, after my first encounter with pornography ahahaha, this incident happened.

pada satu petang yang hening, ( dont you feel that i took soo long time to get to the main story ahaha ok shutup) me and siblings went to the playground in USJ13. yes yes i love you subang jaya i really do but real estate over there is just tooooooooooooooooooooo expensive. terrace house cost around at least half a million?? gila.

ok back to the cerita. as usual my sisters just being kids. doing lotsa new tricks. on the swing. arrghh. they swing and swing by STANDING on the swing. imagine dat. then of course la due to good example of the elderly ahahaha i tried the stunt.

for the first time in my life i thought i was flying in the sky, thinking i was a superman baby fell on earth from a meteor. after split second........ SPLAT. I felt cantek punya on the ground. landed on my chin. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

for sure i cried la so young ok. cried and cried. and good timing mama just came back from work. i still remember mama bought for my sister sugar papers for her art projects ahahah. see i got good memory. about stupid events. then straightaway we dash to the clinic at usj2.

surprisingly i didnt cry during the stitching, just a little tickle masa doctor taking out sand and pebbles out from that torn chin. and got bandage. i looked like KFC colonal sanders. ahahaha the doctor stitched together the bandage to my chin. arrghhh. why???

then came back home. weird. papa brought home murtabak. halooooo its not even ramadhan's month. well, everyday is my month ahahaha. ahah another memory, i was taller than my bro at that time ahahaha

ok next post, how my ball sack a.k.a scrotum inflated like a baloon when i was four. anyone requesting for visual evidence of that?? ahahaha

I wonder if I didn't ...........

starting the post,

with a photo of me in full uniform, thanks to Kak Rozline who was soo desperate to see me in full pilot attire wtf ahaha

i looked like a retard i know tq

I wonder if I didn't do piloting thinggy right now. These might happen:

• my family might think I actually don't really exist. They may disown me
• no one wants to talk about my life
• During family gathering even worse, I might be forced to sit at the end of the table, somewhere near the kitchen cabinet
• or might be sell to the pimps to make me into a prostitute wtf

These happened after I joined the piloting course:

• more and more relatives are taking interest in me
• not forgetting the endless request of free flight tickets. Later I join cargo then u know ahaha
• finally people are taking interest in what I'm doing
• one of the uncle ask where the clutch of the aircraft, when u want to tukar gear. what???

Lesson of the day:

please accept everyone for who they are, no matter what background, education level and interest

p/s: I wonder if I still doing the culinary course. People might think I'm a maid or something

Tayar pancet lalu meletop

ahahahaha today around 10.15 am if not mistaken, the aircraft i flown, the right side tyre, meletop. ahahaha. pancet. ahahaha

not my fault sebab instructor was demonstrating something for me

alarrrrrrrrrrr no photo to show arrghhhhh

Al Fatihah

this post is about my tribute to mak ngah, my mama's sista for those who are wondering

from left: mak tam, mak ngah, ermmm an aunt ahaha, ateh. Taken at Kakyu's wedding

• okey: in Negeri sembilan, "wan" is grandma. and grandpa is... i dunno ahahaha

i was at the Kuala Lumpur of langkawi yesterday wtf spending some time to inquire on cheap tax free DSLR. Checked on my phone, Mama misscalled me. That's weird. Mama just called 5 minutes ago.

" Adek, Mak Ngah dah meninggal"

I was like brought to a sudden shock. Because it was soooo sudden. I know Mak Ngah was ill due to old age. But, never thought it's gonna be this soon. The guilt of can't make it to the funeral to see Mak Ngah for the last time really haunt me. Just imagine last minute flight ticket purchase will be at least rm200. One way.

Mak Ngah is always a sweetheart. like you guys know, negeri sembilan people are more of a bad mouthies ahahhaha and i'm excluded ahaha. It was a total comparison of Wan and Mak Ngah, since Mak Ngah is more to the soft hearted side. Mak Ngah's house is literally ....... 5 metres aways from Wan's. When i was a kid, I thought Wan and Mak Ngah were friends ahaha. my brother thought so too. dumb ass ahaha.

I remember Mak Ngah and I had a small argument during my Sis's wedding. Argument between me and Mak Ngah is soo non existence. But it happened. Kinda weird actually. My refusal to wear formal baju melayu to Sis's wedding on the groom side has caused Mak Ngah quite a headache ahaha and she voiced out her opinion on me. Obviously I fired back, but in a toned down manner, coz she's forever nice to me. And I guess it was my last ever conversation with her.

Al Fatihah

بِسۡمِ ٱللهِ ٱلرَّحۡمَـٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ (١)

ٱلۡحَمۡدُ لِلَّهِ رَبِّ ٱلۡعَـٰلَمِينَ (٢) ٱلرَّحۡمَـٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ (٣) مَـٰلِكِ يَوۡمِ ٱلدِّينِ (٤) إِيَّاكَ نَعۡبُدُ وَإِيَّاكَ نَسۡتَعِينُ (٥) ٱهۡدِنَا ٱلصِّرَٲطَ ٱلۡمُسۡتَقِيمَ (٦) صِرَٲطَ ٱلَّذِينَ أَنۡعَمۡتَ عَلَيۡهِمۡ غَيۡرِ ٱلۡمَغۡضُوبِ عَلَيۡهِمۡ وَلَا ٱلضَّآلِّينَ (٧)

I'll really gonna miss u, Mak Ngah

tolong baca saya nak berucap

i wanna start this post by posting this photo of millions of memories

on the edge of membelasah my french lecturer ahaha bodoh gila. which turned out to be one of my best friend. p/s: she's married wit 2 kids so please go away stalkers. and she's one big time queen control muahaha

To all the readers:

One fine day I'll make a post in this blorg. A post that will cause quite a havoc. No, i'm not trying to be a gigollo or a pole dancer. I hope you readers not gonna be shocked on it, or curse me for anything. ahahahaha wongga wongga

I'm soo freakin bored

a) Tulis 23 perkara rawak (random) tentang diri anda (tak kisah ler benda tu fakta ke

angan-angan ker cita-cita ker imaginasi ker tentang 'body' ker awek, pakwe, makwe etc.)

(b) Tag lak benda ni kepada rakan blog anda (sekurangnya 5 orang)

(c) Kalau tak ikut peraturan, di mana keseronokan "TAG-TAGGED-TAGGING"

Translation for friends in Bangkok:

a) write 23 randoms things about myself

b) i myself dont understand what it means ahahah

c) argh I really Dont understand this line

1. when i was in primary 1, i was too tall, taller than older kids but really grateful about it now ehehehe
2. i was overdue as a baby, having umbilical cord strangled around my neck ahahaha.
3. i was name RAMADHAN for a reason. Mama had her wish if i shall be conceived in ramadhan, ramadhan will it be and if it's syawal then the same case. back to reality, i stayed toooo long inside my mama and it was at the beginning of ramadhan 1410h. and all of my siblings' names starts with R. can u see it??? i'm more of a trend breaker since young muahaha
4. Now i'm truly obssesed with Dato' Siti Nurhaliza. like really. I dream of her everynite. Ok disregard that ahaha
5. Mama is my closest friend ever. I go to mamak with her ( to bangkok friend, mamak is a typical eatery in malaysia). i even drag mama along to movies ( james bond's, madagascar and she slept throughout the movies ahahaha)
6. my forever dream car is Mitsubishi Pajero. And now it's Pajero sport arrhhhh. seriously I'll work my ass to earn myself that car. If you want to give to me for free..... i'll reconsider ahahaha
7. I'm suffering the worst case insomnia, i can't really sleep if i'm tooo sleepy, i can't sleep, if the bed too comfy, i can't sleep either. very weird
8. and i snore, really really really loud
9. talking about ambitions, wanted to become a singer when i was 3, flight attendant when i was 4, then chef when i was 5 and now i'm doing piloting ahahaha. alhamdulillah
10. i eat really really alot. I've gained 10 kg since living in langkawi for almost a year and a half now. my friend said i'm growing breast now ahahaha
11. now i dont have any idea to write anymore ahahaha
12. i really really love to walk around by foot. especially in KL. most of my friends just cant tolerate this ahaha
13. really wanted to go to thailand when i was 5. crazy sick i was then i guess ahahaha
14. was really scared of height and even cried inside a flight when i was 16. and now i'm flying planes
15. really longing to kahwin lari or elope. scared of traditional marriage ceremony. people with their eyes staring ahahaha
16. when i was four, i was hospitalized because my ball sack or SCROTUM ahahah inflated like a balloon ahaha
17. once fell off the swing and landed on my chin, it was torn open ahaha.
18. really scared of eating dried fruits due to its wrinkly exterior, reminding me of old age ahahaha
19. really like hypocrite people, most of them are funny. but I'll never tolerate snobbish show off-ish asses
20. always wonder why women are so scared to wear tampon??
21. worn condom. twice ahahaha. but still i'm a virgin ahaha
22. just wrote a song. hope u guys will like it
23. Always believe that one day I'll be a very successful person in life insyaAllah

ok enough. probably there will be a briefing tonight arrghhh and I need to submit flight plan to the tower. bye. salam

Ye lah ye lah I'm back to blorggin

felt soooo blessed when I'm not around to blorg, number of followers gaining up!! ahhaah alhamdulillah thanx all for the support for the very humble blorg I'm having ahahaha.

arghh I'm on the midst of completing my course and will be busy busy. so pray hard for me. insyaAllah I'll be resuming my blorggin routine with full devotion after graduating, sebab confirm takde keje lain nak buat kan ahahhaa.

and i think i've a GIRLFRIEND

ahahahahhahaa

ok ok updating

setelah dimarah, diugut dan dicerca ahahhahaaha, i'll revive this blorg back to life. gyler malas lately.

updates:

• on training stint in Terengganu!! not in langkawi for time being
• looking for more people to make friends here in terengganu, specifically airport/tok jembal/gong badak area.
• nak mencuba nasi dagang banyak2 sbb aritu sikit nak mampos.
• sambil menaip ni, menunggu saat bila kak yah the caterer lady nak dtg bawak makanan.

ok ok. nex post will be filled with photos. puas ati?????

p/s: alamak, camne nak guna camera laptop member aku ni??

sori lama terabai

pliz hit me with a stick or a broom or with any solid object. I left this blorg unmanned. arrghh

I'm turning into some kinda lunatic lately. not bein cliche like typical poyo teenagers yg claim themselves to be in a sucky life just becoz bf/gf mendiamkan diri. fcuk u guys ahaha.

lately i started to make changes in my life. I no longer addicted to rice!! ahaha accomplished that. for me that is by far the biggest achievement i've ever done in terms of my food history. I can't live without rice, not even for few hours. now I'm still breathing without rice support for days!! and I think I'm slimming down now. cutting carbohydrates really makes me feel happier now

I dunno why my english suck. compared to them blorggers, they can just blorg on flawless english macam kao kao gyler. tension kalau bace blorg2 tersebut. arrghhh. and my mouth getting vulgar by day. thanks to piloting. I can't believed I've been influenced. coz I'm rarely influentiable. and i don't even know the last word of the previous sentence actually existed. shoot.

update on my life, as if I'm famous:

• cutting down carb intakes
• simulator lesson started ( snap! )
• started to be more interested in self grooming, but only when I'm in uniform ahaha
• addicted to Siti Nurhaliza, listening to her everynight. She's my sleep companion WTH
• extremely obsessed to get into Fireflyz as a pilot. of coz.

now I started to think about getting a property in Kg. Melayu Subang. not a property, more like a room. tanak beli rumah area tu. only subang jaya. ahahaha. and i already decided how to decorate the room, what colour should the wall be painted, which Ikea furnitures to buy. trust me, my imagination skills are off the wall, I own a degree on imagination management, graduated with honours and currently working on my dissertation on Imagination in the society. wtf

another stupid obsession. while others dream of getting mercedes, bimmer, ferrari wtf, I just wanted a black Viva Elite. I'm driving myself around, how big a car should be right?? some more it fuel efficient. while are you soo willing to burn your money on petrol?? and by having a viva I'll challenge myself to not get lost in KL. driving in that big city always get me haywired. wtf. I'm a pilot and I'm clueless with roads?? takpe. still cadet ahaha

Ya Allah. why this post is soooo booring. Sila tumbok muke sendiri sekarang, arrghhhh

I wish my blorg can generate money ahahaha

Tangki Air

This post has been long due. Kesian post ni. Being neglected. Ahahaha. It’s a post LIMA update and based from my pengalaman of this year’s Lima, I can’t wait for the next one in 2011. most of the cadets here said “ arrghh nothing la this year’s LIMA, same airshow je, exhibition inside also same only”. But my time during the event was freaking fantastic!! Dah dah sudah. Remember me for being thrifty for not paying for the entry pass ahahaha. If you really go there for the airshow, tak payah la. Buat saket leher je. You can only see the aircraft taking off and land. Nothing much. Soo membazir je. But I got it for free ahaha. Jangan marah.

Even for those yang nak datang langkawi, and planning to naik the cable car to see the view, people said its more worth it to go to top of Gunung Raya, the Gunung Kinabalu Langkawi. But the perjalanan to gunung raya, masyaAllah memenatkan. Drive along the hill for about 20 minutes. Makan minyak, dah la langkawi ni tak banyak petrol pump ahaha.

Senang cerita, to get the nicest view is from where the terror strikes, where the dark water lives ahahaha. It’s…….. from the ………water tank. Water tank???

See how eery the water tank ( the story of this very photo is available at the pengakhiran of the post ahaha )

Ok jom mule kan perjalanan kite untuk menikmati pemandangan indah, secara percume ahaha

Erm, less glorious entrance. Being abandoned for years ahaha

Ok the hell starts from here. 7 darab 16 = jumlah anak tangga. Memang menggayatkan.

Since I have copyrighted this, my trademark. The Retarded Face ahaha. Memang penat kot, this pose was natural. No olok – olok. Suddenly I felt like this dizzy sensation. Wanna know?? Continue reading!!

Ehhh from where did secara tibe – tibe Choo climb up the stairs????

Memang canwhore ahahaha. He’s 25 by the way. Sapa – sapa yang berminat sila facebook saya ahahaha

Ehhh now I realized there’s the tasik teratai layu di pulau madu muahaha. I gonna release the tortoise given by a senior tomorrow.

Ahah! The view of the airport!! See I told you. The best view. But I never snap any photo of the beach from here ahahaha.

I have no idea why I snap this photo. It shows that I ……. Accomplished sumtin?? Ahhaha. Mind my mouth and gigantic gum ahaha.

Ahah the view of the hostel. Mane – mane budak perempuan yang nak spy bakal – bakal pilot, sile lah ke sini.

This was the cause of the dizziness. Jangan duduk lama – lama ye adek2. nanti saket, xdpt jadi pilot ahahaha. Cabin crew je la ahahaha.

Gunung Raya, the everest of Langkawi. There’s a resort at the peak. Quite sejuk up there. Mesti korang tatau kan, but I know ahaha.

Eh eh, is that a bird, or a plane??? ( padahal tau je tu Singapore airforce tengah buat show )

Crowd building up. The tower can’t hold much patron. Soo ambik giliran ye.

Killing the time by snapping the gambar of the kampong belakang college

Some people say I’m adorable ahaha please reconsider hahahaha

18SX. For the sake of the blorg. Sexay sexay ahahaha

The event where the helicopter and the jet try to make love. Sounds soo unapropriate

Getting closer……

Starts liking each other

things start to get hotter and intimate ahaha

The climax ( yeahh ahaha )

Ok not all love last the lifetime. They decided to split up. Sebab helicopter tu main kayu tiga dengan… whoever laaah ahahaha

Very – The – Thrilled face after seeing a divorce in front of his eyes ahahaha

The less hell journey back to the ground

p/s: I did managed to land back to the ground alive. Vote me as president. Tetibe ahaha

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What actually happened when I was typing this post:

CAUTION: I’m not lying. Seriously it happened

It was late pass 12 am. Padahal baru pukul 12.30a.m ahaha. I can’t sleep. My roommate already dead on the bed ahaha. So since I got nothing to do, I decided to blorg on this post. Switched on the laptop. Decided not to switch on the light for being sensitive to those in need for rest. Chewah ayat ahaha.

To prevent me from tertidur while typing, I played Hairspray on the background and didn’t even watch the movie ahaha.

See the first photo on top, where I purposely edited the tangki air photo to give that spooky effect?? When I was typing the description of that photo “ dengan niat to make it sound like soo spooky”, then I heard like someone whispering. More like a woman’s voice.

I was listening to a musical movie, takkan ade bunyi hantu kot. The sound was very discrete, very soft. I was wearing my earphone pulak tu.

Orang selalu cakap, kalau bunyi suara misteri kedengaran sangat perlahan, kemungkinan….. dia berada sangatlah dekat…..

SCARY THE MARY!!!

Ape lagi, off teruslah laptop, and tidor with the study lamp on ahahaha.

Terpulang kepada yang membaca. This is like the second time it happened. To me.

Romie got his PPL licence!

Hey, never in my life I’ve been this well motivated to keep on blorggin, now Romie Pujaan is back as he’s livin large ( poket habuk je ade ahaha ). Posts are now compulsory, more like mandatory to be posted together with photos to elakkan people from sayin how cheapskate I am ahahaha.

“ Ramadhan, kau datang pukul 3 nanti pakai uniform penuh, siap ngan peak cap skali tau.”

Kak Rozline just went out from her mental capacity. Giler ke ape aku nak kayuh basikal tengahari buta, dengan uniform semata – mata nak bergambar kat airport. We, cadets live on a slightly unfortunate life, ramai yg ingat kitorang nih security guard sebab uniform lebih kurang same je ahahaha.

Once I reached the airport, only then I knew, rupe rupenye the photography session is for the 2 practical ladies, actually 3, plus abang wan. But he went out of sight. Tak dapat dia tengok aku handsome – handsome pakai uniform chewah gyler perasaan. They are leaving at the end of the month, practical dah tamat. Ok. the melaram session is now in session.

Captain with his senior flight attendant aahahaa, ehh matching la since I’m dying to fly for Fireflyz. Kah kah

A total player ahaha. With kak tikah and kak mira. More like ground technical crew la dorang dalam gambar ni.

Kak Rozline chantek, leading flight attendant. Ni sumer idea dia la ni. Cuba imagine, we did all the photo snapping at the info counter. Sumer orang yg lalu lalang tengok kitorang mcm kitorg buat tebiat.

p/s: perasan tak, I almost like smile in the same style for every photo??? Sooo limited la my range of posing. If I see a camera depan mata, ambik kau, auto smile. An addition to auto pilot and auto throttle wtf.

Shit, I really, really, really, really hate this photo. Saje je for the sake of this blorg. I tried to do the very the famous jumping photo of myself, dah la the room was soo cramp, the camera shutter speed was slow. I dunno whether I was about to jump or dah jump ke tengah jump ke tengah tahan nak pegi toilet in this photo ahaha

Then I realized, ehh, my licence dah siap arr jom pegi ambik. Then all 3 of us head down to the hangar.

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On the way down, terserempak my junior, and then we snap a photo or two. For the blorg sake. Never actually intended to do so in my life ahahaha. Sape – sape nak contact budak ni, tak kesah la yg berdiri di kanan atau di kiri ahahaha, sile submit resume kat kaunter 8 tingkat 2. ambik nombor giliran jangan dilupa hahaha. In the background my forever dream car, the Pajero Sport!!

Cool right gambar tersebut. Looks like they are flying, on the ground ahaha

Kak Nasni ayu, from despatch. Memang lawa. Sangat unbelievable she’s single. Firdaus… kau menggatal ngan Kak Nasni arr skarang ahaha

I said to you all, I gonna hug her first before I fly her. And I did. Ahahahaha sedih kapal nih dah berhabuk, banyak taik cicak melekat pada baju ku. Ape rahsia baju puteh??? Gunalah vanish white. Tak main la Clorox since it will dull the shirt. * look at my right hand, mcm tengah meraba, fuckin pervert ahaha*

Member aku, a.k.a my senior , walaupun seumur, Firdaus Lee dari Bintulu. Same gak, kaunter 8 tingkat 2 ye adek2. hanya calon isteri yang bercaliber sahaja akan dipanggil. Sila jangan makan hati ahaha ( that day I saw him and Kak Nasni in the same car ahaha. And again after 2 hours ahahaha. Stalker pilot muahaha)

Firdaus is doing his conversion. Meaning he’s gonna fly another plane. His old plane telah dikapankan seperti what in the fotografi diatas. Its being phased out. Since he only started flying my type of aircraft, I’m officially his Senior ahahahaha. Sila jangan merokok. But behind that yellow wall is the kawasan merokok wtf ahaha.

Selepas tamat pengajian, kapal seterusnya untuk diterbang ialah yang bertayar 4 dan tak bersayap. Sangat susah untuk terbang sebab perlukan a great amount of mental imagination. ahahahaha

Proudly holding my fresh – from – farm PPL licence while thinking to myself, apahal la helicopter bomba ade kat hangar.

Typical scenery of Bay 1, a.k.a tempat nak naik aircraft. If you saw any airline aircraft, jangan lupe lambai to them. Few times the captain lambai back to me. Famous aku. ahahaha

“ awat hang buang tebiat kaa ramadhan oiii” kata kak Linda.

It’s been like months since we departed. I know, you love me ahahahaha

In the despatch. Malas dah nak type. Laptop makin panas

Comelkan ekor kapal terbang. Terasa lapar pulak. Macam ekor ikan kembong ahaha.

Success. My licence. Hardwork and perserverence did pay off. *clap clap clap*

I told you already. It can stand on its own. Hebat hebat.

Cut the crap and goodnite. Sleep tight. Assalamualaikum, I told you already. It can stand on its own. Hebat hebat.

Cut the crap and goodnite. Sleep tight. assalamualaikum

p/s: until now, i'm quite shocked and surprised to know that i actually have flown. ahahaha sory saya masih kejutan budaya. shadap ramadhan. babai

sorry lame x blorg

blame it on the lousy super lembab internet.

did my very best to upload photos

benci! benci! benci!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

promise u i got tonnes of juicy posts lining up

wongga wongga

(apsal laaaa langkawi xdpt wimax???)

Romie met the Siti Nurhaliza of Aviation

PRECAUTION: she is the Siti Nurhaliza of dunia penerbangan. Sila baca sampai habis. And comment hahaha

To start the story ...... what a wonderful Saturday morning. Still asleep. Zzzzzzzz. Let’s continue dreaming ahaha. Ohh she’s calling me. It’s Britney Spears. Calling me to watch her video in youtube. Since it’s a Saturday and I’m a free, yeah I should do that. And continue dreaming, and sleeping. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Suddenly – suddenly,

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHH, BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM, ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!

ARGHHHH it’s that LIMA again with the fighter jet airshow. Arrrghhh how dare you musnahkan my dreamy weekend. Aku benci kau LIMA! Don’t ever kembali to my life never ahahahahhaha

And try to continue sleeping. Zzzzzzzzzzzz. Eehhh benci, tak boleh tido dah. Decided to wake up. What to do now, for today?? Oklah let’s go to information counter in the airport.

For you guys who got no idea how COOL airport information counter is, it got TV with thai channel, kettle to masak maggi, meeting passengers from whole world everyday and sell tokens for massage chair wtf. Ahahaha within minutes I was there, road was jam – packed. Hari terakhir LIMA, opened to khalayak ramai. As I reached to the info counter, adorable Kak Rozline, answered a phone call.

“ Major RAMADHAN, saya dari info counter blah blah blah …….”

As she hang up the call, straight away i ask her, with full anxiety “ kak, ape akak merepek, nama major to RAMADHAN????”

For you info yer, Romie Pujaan’s real name is Ramadhan. Very the holy, tapi perangai macam hantu ahahaha.

In split second, I came out with a stupidly crazy suggestion. To call that Major Ramadhan and give him a call. I want to meet him. Never in my life I ever encountered someone of the same name. like the one that I found before, he’s like the no. 3 most wanted person in the world, working under Osama Bin Laden ahahahaha sumpah tak tipu. Then I beg Kak Rozline to bring me to him, to my kembar of different emak, Major Ramadhan ( Major tuh jangan main – main ). And kak Rozline was like “ TAK MAU!!!!!!!!!!!”

OK I dragged her along ahahahaha. Wow my wildest dream has come true. Ramadhan is meeting another Ramadhan. How often that opportunity can pop into your life, unless your is sooo common like Latipah or Meon wtf.

While walking towards the LIMA exhibition, Kak Rozline just can’t stop talking on how gyler my plan is. Out of nowhere, we saw a Jaguar. A Jaguar ?? in langkawi?? Ape lagi melaram la masing – masing ahahaha. ( by the way, that jaguar driver damn kedekot tak nak bayar parking, last – last kene saman, padan muke)

And the melaram session started ahahahahaha, started off by Kak Rozline Chantek

Me also tak terlepas peluang ahahaha. Mampos aku la nak melaram ahaha.

All the way while berjalan kaki, Kak Rozline keep on nagging this and that, Ya Allah malasnye aku nak layan. It got even worse when we reach the LIMA operation centre, where I should jejak kasih with my twin wtf ahaha.

“ Ramadhan, ni keje gyler nih, jom balek blah blah blah….”. sumpah I tell you, dah tak kuasa dah nak layan perempuan nih meroyan.

None of the cadets in my college ever even think of goin to this place. I live a very crazy and unique life. I want excitement, and I can smell free stuffs, and free food from inside ahahahah.

I did enter and my twin, Major Ramadhan greeted us. Ahahahaha funny la that moment of truth. We don’t, look the same ahahah, I’m taller, and younger wtf but we share the same thing. We are aviators! Cool right.

Ok shut up the crap. These are the proves that I actually made it to the operation centre:

This is the reception counter. Which was barren, no hotstuff receptionist pakai kebaya ketat to jemput us in ahaha

Services counter. Where the staff are chillaxing. Sumpah I was kinda freaking out coz the airforce people look soo like serious and fierce. I wonder if they eat normal civilian like me hidup – hidup. Hahahaha mana tau, they are trained for survival kot ahahhaha.

The heart of the operation centre. Which I think I saw few of the staff on facebook ahahahha

As we proceed even deeper into the operation centre ( which was surprising big, betul, besar ), we entered the lounge! My dream has come true! Free food and goodies. This is life. ( but Kak Rozline deleted the photo of nasik goreng and orange drink. Benci benci!! I did got free food ok ahahaha bodoh je)

Major Ramadhan came in with goodie bags for me and Kak Rozline. I like!

And this is, errrm ( zoomin the photo to read the name tag ahaha ) YES! Major Ibrahim is the name. He attended us while Major Ramadhan was running here and there. Dia cakap dia tengah busy. Kalah Britney Spears wtf. He talked to us about few stories on airforce and selamat Kak Rozline was there, she got lots of army stories as her family are largely composed by army, airforce and navy people. Kalau tak mati katak aku kat situ takda story to talk about

And Major Ibrahim introduced me to this guy, who secara tiba – tiba masuk into the lounge, looking for water. Sumpah, langkawi was like damn freaking hot that day. Dorang panggil bomoh kot nak halau hujan ahahaha

This is the man whose responsible of being the emcee for the event. Who talks during the airshow. Sumpah, mati – mati I thought mat salleh mana lah yang bercakap. Ni mesti pegi kursus to become a spy. Ape- ape pun, his job to emcee the event, and to speak like mat salleh ( or maybe spontaneous for him la) was A+ ahahaha

Introducing, the one and only, my twin of different emak, jeng jeng jeng, MAJOR RAMADHAN! * clap clap clap*

He was really the friendly you know, funny man. Wish I can grow up to be a smart man like him. Macho lak tuh. The funny thing about him is that at his name tag, his name is RAMBEDAN, and people call him Major Rambo. Ahahaha. Kekurangan keyakinan disitu for not using the real name ahahaha. ( while typing this I heard pertunjukan bunga api for LIMA’s closing. Nak pegi tengok kejap )

Ok back to blorrging, I was too afraid to go to the top floor to watch the fireworks show alone ahahaha.

Basically, enjoying the life of free goodies and free orange juice. I love life, Alhamdulillah. I managed to get his phone number. YEAH I made a contact today! This relationship will go a long way. Kak Rozline just can’t wait to leave as she was shivering like as if we are in a negara bersalju. Back to airport information counter, with a very big smile on my face. Mission accomplished.

As I reach to the information counter in the airport, Abang Nasa, my MAS engineer friend came in. “ hey Ramadhan, I’m going to check out the new ATR plane for Maswings. People are not allowed to enter, and I want you to come, and see the cockpit.”

I was like YEAAAAAHHHH my another wildest dream is about to step in into the real world. Ya Allah I love you for this. That’s the aircraft of my dream airline, Fireflyz. And I’m heading back to the LIMA exhibition. Again.

As usual I arrived earlier that what I’ve been told. Nature of a pilot, to be punctual, chewah poyo je. At the same time, next to the ATR ( love it ) was the Singapore Airforce, taking photos with the public.

This is the Apache, or aphacie or whatever that makes a spelling sounds APAAACHEEEE. Ahahahaha. Ok I’m taking another shot of the plane, since got two personnel telah enter frame

Ohh snap, he entered frame again. Terbukti, Singaporeans memang gyler bergambar ahahaha.

Longgok longgok. Murah murah. Beli jangan tak beli ahaha.

And this lady is soo ever lovely. I was asking her why there are few Singapore airforce personnels wearing green jumpers and others with blue jumpers. and she explained, green for pilots and blue for maintenance crew. I was like woow this girl is crazy, in a good way ok. I believe maintenance crew have to work harder since they who keep the aircraft fit to fly. She’s based in USA and lives in Yishun, which is sooo out of the topic ahaha. And she is part of the Apache crew. WHAT??????? That’s like suuuper duper cool!

And a sweet lady from Australian airforce. Badan bapak tough. Macam jantan.

Ok tak tipu. Memang banyak aircraft. This section closed to public. Soo dalam mimpi je la nak tangkap gambar sambil buat aksi – aksi terlarang ahahaha

Hot ladies from Tentera Udara Di Raja Malaysia. Another tough looking gang. Please don’t beat me. I can cook good food and loves to sing ahahahaha.

Looking at my watch. Arrrghhhh dah sejam menunggu nak masuk ATR aircraft tapi Abang Nasa is still not in sight. Frustrated, but orang tua selalu cakap, sabar separuh dari iman. Sooo I tunggu je, under the sun. terus menunggu.

Then I saw some one, isn’t that…….. her????

YES SHE IS!!!!

Ni la dia, the Siti Nurhaliza of Aviation, Major Patricia Yapp Syau Yin. Why I said soo? She’s the only active female fighter jet pilot in Malaysia Airforce. Fighter jet??? She’s crazy, in a good way ahahaha. She really went out there and get it done with style. Broke the barrier for them female to be good in what they believe in. but her ride was tough, opposed by her father to be in aviation, she did managed to get in it. And did her studies in aeronautical engineering in UTM, which I applied and got rejected and ended up in culinary arts for 4 months wtf.

She flies MIG – 29N. That is a challenging thing to do. Even for me to do a steep turn pun rasa macam nak muntah. And she won Anugerah Pesona Nona, forgot which year ahaha. During the competition, all other contestants were wearing fancy dresses, jewelleries, make up berbagai, but she only wore her jumpsuit. And bun up her hair. That’s it. My first impression was like, perempuan ni tak nak menang ke ahahaha. And of coz, she won. Other contestants don’t even stand a chance. Tak silap she’s the first and only woman in the world flying that MIG – 29N. Gyler gempaq

“ eh Romie Pujaan, I minat lah your blorg. I selalu baca ketika di saat lapang. Jom pekana teh tarik kat chenang.” Ahahaha I wish she said that and read this post ahahaha

She, me and this guy. Alamak tak tau nama la. I called him Frank Sinatra ahaha. Jangan dia datang naik fighter jet pegi tembak kapal terbang aku sudah ahahaha.

She ask me regarding my trainer aircraft, on the final speed. People who don’t fly confirm takkan faham ape kejadah benda ni ahahaha padan muka. My aircraft, the final speed is 80 knots. And hers is double than mine. Bapak pantas. Faster than my cruising speed. Can fly from Langkawi to Kuala perlis in few minutes je.

She bent down and opened a pocket at her knee, taking something out to give me as a sourvenir. I was like, gyler ape simpan cenderamata kat lutut ahahaha. It was, her name card!!!! Ya Allah that’s a token of appreciation. No one ever treat me like that. I’ve been treated like a hamba all my life ahaha. I guess she wants to keep in touch with me. Hopefully.

OH MY GOD, I got a fighter jet pilot friend!!!!! Are you guys, jealous?? ahhahahaha

Wrapping up the day, with yet another retarded pose of myself. I should copyright this. No other person on earth can be as retarded as I am in a photo wtf

Photo: self explanatory

Pengajaran of the day:

LIMA is a very good event, despite the absence of formation airshow and lots of empty booth. So, try to expect something different to see in life. Meeting new people. Try to see life in a different perspective. And have fun with it. I gonna sleep tonite, with a big wide shiny smile on my face. Truly gonna miss those loud noisy fighter jet sound ahahahaha.

Post LIMA: Kak Rozline, who’s fanatic of Major Patricia Yapp Syau Yin ( I dunno how to call other than her full name, takut salah sebut kena saman pulak ahahaha ), was soo envious of all of my photos. Kak Rozline got soo naik angin and pissed off, she ended up photostating her name card ahahaha.

See you in 2 years time!!