Romie Pujaan

Miss me?

2011-11-28T06:55:00.001-08:00

Well, I've been revived. And migrated. ahahaha

The Singing pilot

Wongga Wongga

TENSION!!

2011-07-03T09:36:00.000-07:00

bila aku nak fly???

Stephen Rahman

2011-04-13T00:15:00.001-07:00

updates on my last saturday ( good one indeed )

was planning to go to this talk, organised by Enfiniti Production, what talk is it actually? wtv since the cast of west end stars and coming ( stephen rahman tuuu ) soo i gave it a go. And it’s a free event wuhooo frugality strikes big time.

worst part of the whole day ( i was alone, thanx frens )

Went to The Curve and got these two! Finally found both and they were over the counter. Dear Britney, would you please for future reference do lower the price of your cd like Najwa did. Much much much more affordable hahaha

as usual i came way ahead of time and was invited in to experience the launching of Enfinity Academy ( ENACT or sumtin ). Tiara is soooo gorgeous.

Don’t be fooled by the optical illusion. The space ain’t that big actually

SEE SEE SEE Stephen Rahman is not that very tall. HAPPY FACE ahahahhaa

the avoid further embarrassment for being there alone, i’ve made few acquintances, these guys from Tekanplay.

Wanted to snap that vibrant orange couch but ended up with this red shirt guy drinking up his tumbler. He did asked this weird question during the Q&A session that leave everyone blurry faced ahahahha

BANTAL PELUK KEK LAPIS SARAWAK!!!

Stephen and the team. Super handsome made me feel like i’m a nobody

He tried to jump onto the crowd i guess from his gestures, i prefer not to since there’s a pool of pirhanas in front of him ahahhaa

HIGHLITES OF ZEE DAY:

they sang and they really wowwed the crowd
their voices were like wowwwww
makes me feel like a looooosah ahahahahaha

whatever or however well my day will be, nothing can beat the feeling when i see my cutey niece!!!!!!!!!. seriously i’m feeling so paternal rite now i really wanna make a girl pregnant like rite now ewwww bawak bertenang ye.

Kat IJN melawat Pak Long in CCU.

Now i’ve realised i’m a weekend blorgger. Seriously i’m busy cewah

wongga wongga wongga

Forever 21

2011-04-05T23:14:00.001-07:00

Ye lah just accept the truth of staying youthful despite gettin older as the clock ticks

initially planned to go to penang for bday getaway, akan tetapi daku berfikir sejenak, i’ve been there too much too many times, landed myself at the airport pun tah berapa juta kali tah
ok second choice is for an island getaway, longing for perhentian, siap mintak package deals from this agent, then i start to reconsider again, why should i get down & relax while i should be happily hyper for my bday celebrasiones.
OK OK mama cakap pegi la bangkok since it’s been my adolescent dream to actually be there. ok ticket cantek, accomodation pun on, skali……. x leh apply cuti. fuck.
last last gi penang gak. 1 night. cam nak pengsan

introducing one of my long lost friend, WAN, bukan long lost pun dia yg lost dlm hidup dia ahahahhaa. i insist on having him to pick me up at the aeroport since it’s a punishment for dissing me for the past 2 years, and he did! he even bought me a new helmet. wanted to snap a photo of it, tp malam tu umah dia kene pecah masuk, abis kene songlap. fucccccccccccccccck

OK MUKE SEBELOM TERBAKAQ RENTUNG DEK MATAHARI SINAR MENTARI

haram jadah pegi Penang makan assam podeh??????

Since soo many of you know how frugal & thrifty i am when it comes to spending my dime, except for food la, i truly recommend this hotel, PP Island Hotel, at lorong abu siti off macalister road, truly in the smack of the city centre, 5 menet walk to komtar. IT’S ONLY 85 PER NITE AND IT’S BRAND NEW HOTEL YANG SGT SELESA AND CANTEK N MODERN!!!!! kalau rezeki baik you can use the free wifi, mine was abit unlucky, wifi gelong

basically when i was snapping the photos i was only on my boxer, bukti atas katil tu ahahahhahahaha

snap snap sebelom keluar utk explore

I saw this tiny coconut stall by i dunno what road it is, i saw it before in the tv and it’s ultra cute ramai gile org duk melantak. hello it’s just kelapa, BEWARE: penangite take food ULTRA DAMN SERIOUSLY.

Sea coconut! haram jadah nak jumpe kat KL

saw this very quaint row of old shops. that’s what attracts soo many foreigners i guess, coz it’s just an amazing sight

never knew you can actually get a nice view by the gurney drive

kat sini i met the anonymous Julia Syalina, a lady yg rajin add sumer pilot kat fb dia, i never met her b4 but i was basically 2 metres away and saja malas nak tegor ahahahah segan

Due to hardcore thrifty-ness, i walked frm macalister all the way to gurney plaza roughly more than 4 km kot orang penang meh kira berapa kilo ok

muka separa nak pitam + 3/4 rentung

how pathetic to come all the way to the pearl of the orient pastu pegi jamah secret recipe, nak pulak order cake makan sorang2 gila lame nye bday celebration ( siap call mama complain kesorangan ahahahahah )

the only other place i know: Batu Feringghi. Tunggu bas gila bapak nya lama x kunjung tiba. Jam in penang is wtffffffffffffffffffffff kinda as worse as KL. trauma. last last naik taxi. This pakcik was friendly tp tak sudah2 berhujah about politics. I was basically counting every second hoping i’ll reach the destination. enough of his babbling!!

sangat bongok lepak kat ferringhi for 15 menet pastu decided nak balek hotel tido. luckily bus is heavily available there in ferringhi. TAK SUKA RAPID PENANG COZ THE TICKET PRICE IS BASED ON DISTANCE TRAVELLED. dah la jam brapa kali tertido sambil terhangguk kepala. lenguh.

Dinner, bday dinner, sorang2 gila pathetic. went to gurney plaza, again. nak makan ape? gurney drive dah x sedap, as my friend said it’s too commercialised i truly agree on that statement. nak makan kat chilli’s la. alahai kat klcc pun ade. errrm. jom la pegi buffet. at least they have fresh oysters. MY FAVORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE.

THE SAVIOUR OF THE NITE!! madame and uncle. thanx for taking me out that nite. kalau gila babi arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

ok last review of the hotel room ( recommended )

i’m not fat i’m not fat

this is not a bullshit thing. nasik kandar beratur mmg beratur. though u cant see it in the photo but at nite easily 50 m org brape gila. PENANGITES TAKE FOOD SUPER DUPER SERIOUSLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Was taking a cab to nasik kandar line clear after decided that i need some penang culinary taste, actually that’s my main purpose of going there. gila bapak naik cab x smp 5 menet peluh pun tak kering kene charge 8 ringgit. ultra cuthroat dorang ni.

The coveted nasik kandar line clear

beratur lagi. eeeeeeeeeeeeee malas arrrrr geram

my first penang food of the trip. which is my only. ended up going to the restaurant next to it. kesian xde crowd. kau x jeles ke with ur neighbour ahahaha

ultra humid/warm temperature requires a kipas direct atas kepala ahahha

tak yah gi jauh2, kat georgetown pun ade singapura gak ahohoho sengal

ya Allah tq tq tq alhamdulillah LIYANA WAKLU for the first present of my bday!!!! Alaaaa kite tak dapat sembang panjang arrrrr. takpe nanti kau kawen kita merewang yeee. sambil dapat hadiah sambil tengok Easy A kat kenny rogers.

Dah nak pengsan x larat terus proceed to the departure hall yg sangat la packed. dpt wifi tapi battery nak kong sbb tengok dvd.

This is such a miracle, it may only occur in penang, where u can board airasia from an aerobridge. ahahahaha happy xyah daki tangga besi merah tu ahahahahha

pity u my neighbour plane

ok summing up the whole trip, dpt balek jumpa anak sedara, tp tengah tido ahaha.

THE BEST PART OF MY BDAY:

RECEIVED NEAR 150 WISHES ON FB!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANX GUYS FOR BEING SOO LOVELY

wongga wongga!!

That Little Gerai

2011-03-21T22:14:00.000-07:00

Like always, weekends are occupied with appoinments that already been confirmed from the previous weekend. Cewah busy ala ala Siti Nurhaliza. Takpe sebab saye sangat meminati dia saye sehingga ingin mengikut jejak langkah beliau. Finished work at 3.00 am saturday morning, pukul 10 trus rush to Sunway for karaoke. MAD. serious madness dah la tersilap jalan. adoi. ape aku citer ni? lari dari topic aahhahahaha

introducing to you guys:

My nemesis, Didiyana Dafina yg agak pekak tp kalau nk tido mesti nak atas comforter sahaja. Melampao batas. Stress stress stress.

By the way it is against my nature to do a review on the place/restaurant/warung/gerai/bawah tangga that i like to go for makan makan. My perception is that what's the point of reviewing it? since lagi ramai orang akan datang kat kedai tu kaaan? susah nk carik tempat duduk ahahha memang i'm always stingy in terms of sharing good places to eat with people. Meet Romie Pujaan. Makan wajib glamour. Nak beli tali pinggan harga 19.90 pun kedekot.

OK la OK la the gerai is called That Little Gerai, ok i just give you guys the facebook URL, it's soo freakin' near to the place i stay rite now and, the price and quality ( sbb dimasak oleh chef, a proper seasoned chef ) sgt laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa berbaloi. sgt sgt sgt sgt sedap. hambek. The location, Taman permata, AU5/11D, along the stretch of warongs yg sama row with Syed Bistro.

Tak dpt jumpa padan muke ahaha.

Janji melayu memang janji melayu kan?? janji pukul brape end up pukul brape. argrhhh ahahaha. I waited sooo long for my friend who planned the dinner to arrive. Kata lepas maghrib, ni kalau bulan puase abis tarawikh baru sampai ahahaha. While waiting for that friend to arrive, i already nyum nyum 12 ketul cekodoks and a plate of Mama's lovely nasik lemak. Mau tak kenyang.

after that unplanned meal, nak baring atas katil, tp takot tertido, jom camwhore

constipated

akhirnye "Ramadhan, aku dah sampaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii". luckily the gerai is only 5 mins away from my place, kalau tak bazir karen je dok tunggu ahahhaa. So whoever gonna plan an appoinment with me, please obey the mother clock alright? ahhahaha

sampai je ke tempat kejadian, lasagna dah nak lesap!! (highly recommended, sedaaaaaaaaaaaap )

ni member aku yg plan dinner ini, the coveted Catz!!

The chef, actually i'm not so sure which one of them is the exact chef, but this guy mengamalkan ilmu tari menari sambil mengambil order, made us laugh laugh like setan, nk terkeluar lasagna yg baru dilahap

alamak tersilap upload photo, disregard this ahahaha

For those who longed to take away the lasagna tp for sure chef xkasi bawak balek loyang, tolong bawak sendiri loyang anda, kalau nk maintain harga lasagna yg diorder sila beli loyang beharga 9.90 kat Bukit Indah Supermarket ahahhaa.

long - waited to baham baham, finally had it. Grilled Dory with Creamy mustard sauce, ade korang jumpe kat warong western lain? no no no. and it's only 13.90!!

Seriously if you actually go out with food blorggers, it can be highly irritating as your food will be snapped by them, tapi gambar yg tukang order ni takde pulak nk snap kan ahahha. Proof:

lagi ligat

KENE WAJIB ORDER KALAU DATANG SEBAB KALAU TAK ORDER KORANG MEMANG AKAN MENYESAL SBB BURGER INI SGT SEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

Since bukan hujung bulan, so beringat la sama yer.

wrapping up the day: gambar warung. memang betul2 gerai

nota kaki: whatever the chef recommends, WAJIBBUL ORDER.

ok nk tido esok i gonna break my record to drive to the furtherst i've ever drive, Bagan Datoh.

Wongga wongga salam

Why Langkawi is such a huge tourist destination

2011-03-16T23:29:00.000-07:00

not being discriminative

the main reason why langkawi flights are always full no matter what date it is:

(ditangkap semasa beli ikan bilis 3 kilo kat sebelah kedai liquor ini. jgn nk fikir bukan2)

once i saw a malay man minum carlsberg kat pantai Chenang pakai straw

ahahahhaa cam bodo je

Wonggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tension tension tension!!

2011-03-15T09:41:00.000-07:00

I was thinner. In the past. Proof:

lebih kurus semase menggodek hp member kat airport

even on sideway shot, happy giler dpt 2 bar

lebih kurus walaupon dlm bus, nak2 duduk sebelah member yg lebih bulat dan berbulu ahaha

lebih kurus walaupun tengah depressi bersama member

lebih kurus semasa melantak noodle

lebih kurus walaupun tengah buat kueh raya

and now........................

78kg

Subhanallah

p/s: all photos were taken during Ramadhan month, patutla aku nmpk lebih kurus

pp/s: alamak puasa ganti lagi 2 hari la ehehehe

Wongga : )

Virginity. Gone

2011-03-09T07:40:00.000-08:00

If it's one thing that we were told since young which to be kept till the time comes, it's VIRGINITY. Truly agreeable with that subject as it will not come by your lifetime once it's broken. Torn into million of pieces. shattered off the wall. ceh sangat melampao. These days, kids are just tooo proactive they just can't wait, lack of abstinence and gone wasted. And I have chosen that same path. Sebab nak try ar kan. mesti puas. seronok. mengghairahkan. Mama aku pun x kesah.

By reading the first paragraph i may be arrested soon. By the morale correctioner or something. ahahaha. actually i have just broke my Clubbing virginity ahahhahahah hohohoho hehehe hahahahhahahaha

hello i didn't just went to the club and get hooohaaa for no intention. I went for a gig. a really good gig. Tengok la gambar kat bawah.

Before we head down to the club, a little mocktails or two will not harm, as mother will approve. had VIRGIN pina colada. ok laaaa. wonder why human will go for the alcoholic form. Yucks

partner in crime yg sangat sengal and meronta ronta " ramadhan weyh aku takot ar nak masuk club weyhh serious". Sape jugak yg gi clubbing mase form 5 dari maghrib smp midnite. tak ke kau tu. aku dulu budak baek. forever always be ahahhaha. By the way she is Ass-zura ahaha.

Someone who lives up to her name for not taking quality photos. azura sengal ahahahaha

It's palate pallete by the way. jln mesui off jalan nagasari. susur dari hotel istana senang. it's the go to place for a 6-latch-on-the- door toilet as posted previously. ( tangan aku saket weyh menaip!!)

the guilty pleasures. 2 drinks sum up to RM32++. takpe la. Bday treat Ass-zura. i like this name ahahhaha

jom kawen lari

Tipsy? noooooooooooooooooooot

Pelancong dari Tibet. Kat sane takde tempat cam changkat BB. ahahahhaa

introducing yo the dancefloor yo. This guy is TRULY AWESOME FREESTYLAH. He can rap just about anything that explodes from his mind. REALLY REALLY WORTH LOSING VIRGINITY. ?????? by the way did i say that this was a hip hop gig? ( plus free entrance yeeehah)

ermmm nadira? if not mistaken

What i've been anticipated for. 542. Gempak giler.

introducing Muhaimin, or wtv ur stage name will be. kau lepaskan kitorg masuk dgn senang. tq

A guy and lady name Gayle. Super sport and kelaka. pakai dress tp menari kencang cam dalam persembahan noraniza idris mase juara lagu tahun2 dahulu

Declaring a 3rd world war with this shit as it make me dizzy. TOO BRIGHT LIGHTS!

Tok bomoh perasap yg berjaya. nak tahu further more??? Go to the bawah link

Ok. Dara dah pecah. Tak berdarah. X mengerang pun. Will do it agaaaaaaaaaaain

Wongga bitch

The most secure toilet on the surface of the EARTH

2011-03-06T20:33:00.000-08:00

Afraid that u'll ended up like Cut Tari if sumone recorded ur busy activities in the toilet cubicle:

Restroom with 6 latches. Satu lagi x muat nak enter frame ahaha. With the door hole like in 5 star hotel or seri malaysia where u can peek who's outside zee door. Dapat melaboq dgn sgt senang hatinya. Will tell you where to find this restroom on the next post. Kalau aku rajin. ahaha. wongga

the biggest loser. arghh

2011-03-03T20:39:00.000-08:00

was really attracted from watching The Biggest Loser ( though truly despies the show since they lost too much weight and it makes me sickly envious looking at them ahaha). SHE LOST MORE THAN HALF HER INITIAL WEIGHT??????? bapak ar it reminded me when i succeededly lost nearly 33 kg in 2 months time and no shit i did it. From 88kg to 55kg. Those were the glorious days. and nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............................

at home i weigh 75kg
at gym i weigh 78kg

so which one is the real deal? i guess scales in gyms are designed to make people feel the utmost miserable of themselves thus motivation to burn the calories will be turned on. in a very nasty manner. so which penimbang berat is telling the truth???

im entering this asshole phase of weight loss programme where nearly i'm not moving nowhere. its a normal shit which i've gone thru and hampir hampir lose hope. it will take me roughly 2 weeks (by experience), to see positive changes when i step on the nasty weight scale. should i go for my house one or at the gym? ahahhaa

finally met a blorgger friend which been long time pending for a meet up. Catz !!! u are my most favourite blorgger coz u gav me a dinner treat ahahaha. Pls set up a date where i can repay you back. by the way she just got back from bandung after countless trips to that foreign land ( and what is sooooo fascinating bout the place?? ). by the way again ahaha she is the one to be blamed for throwing all my diet plans off the window ahaha. check check check it out the photos below. i was only having at max 2 pieces of whole meal bread for dinner. not till that nite........................

I'm such a nice son. Brought mama just nearly everywhere during my spare time. Thanx Catz for the dinner at Black Canyon. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED WALAUPUN BYK IMMIGRANT PELBAGAI BANGSA MENCARI REZEKI DISITU.

We had.... Tom yam excellente, green curry marvelous, another lauk tah ape tah which was devine, and mixed vege yg memang sedap despite ordinary physical appearance ahaha. Catz kau mmg bijak memilih tempat makan. Later on me at williams okeyyy

oh crap snap snap snap. I just being cursed by gluttony and indulged on too much food at 9pm!!

sepanjang dinner aku asyik complain badan makin gomoks. Catz was furious upon hearing me whining and she said "abis tu aku ni ape? tong dram?" aahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah again i was confused that u're actually a shy shy reserved person in person

introducing the one and only Roha, oops silap. Catz!!!!!!!!!!!

she brought some treats from the trip, brownies kukus yg sadaaaaaaaap, pisang cheese pebende tah yg aku makan sorang2 ( dessert supposed to be a no no ), and jeans yg aku kirem which ended up mama yg pakai cause i just cant fit into it. sedeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. rite after dinner, she left us both stranded in the mall sbb rase kemaluan yg amat sgt. ayat yg sgt bunyi pelik. she was soo shy with us and ended up lepak at jambatan putrajaya sorang2 ahaha. kelaka la kau.

on the next monday i went to gym ( did i tell you how cool the gym in mid valley, with swimming pool n jacuzzi? ). supposedly it's the payday and i was thrilled to cocok my atm card. tettttttttttt gaji x masuk lg. i was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo upset. nothing can overwrite my sorrow. i was limping. not much money in the pocket since too much investment on the gym shit. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. went on the threadmill for 5 minutes. got soooo emotional n trus balek rumah ahaha pastu tido ahaha depressed ahahaha.

skang gaji dah masuk alhamdulillah. dah hilang dah depression. gonna give my cousin football boots treat. jangan nk demand mintak yg limited edition. got a wedding or two to attend with mama. gonna lose my virginity on the weekend. ?????. updates on the next post.

p/s: need to attend the cycling class. heard can lose 10kg in 1 session. sembang kemas je dorang. just to inform you can find me during bolly mix class every thursday. wongga wongga

spring cleaning

2011-03-02T22:55:00.000-08:00

Spider web, cicak kobengs, nyamuk aedes..... they are everywhere.

Cleaning up the blorg. wipe wipe wipe, sweep sweep sweep.

BLORG IS OPEN BACK FOR BUSINESS. bile ade mood ahaha

I'm still a viiiiiiiiiiiiirgin

2010-12-20T18:26:00.001-08:00

it's 10.30 am and another hour to get to work. haram jadah ngantuk sial selamat berlabuh diatas tilam tapi tak boleh takot stuck dlm jam nak nak kat jln sultan ismail ahahaha.

let's do some facial stretchings so that i could erase the drowsiness. no matter what i do, i am still sleepy. selamat x masuk keje kol 8 pagi. hancur musnah semuanya

the title of this blorg post is very provocative, just like me. ahahahahaha. i notice lately that my life sucks, not to that degree sampai rasa nak lari telanjang around KL ahaha. i just started a job, alhamdulillah. my office is just a neighbour to KL tower. best part is, i always receive goodies from those people doing roadshow at my office tower. to date i have obtained 6 sachetss of Head & Shoulders, 1 pot of plant, 3 packets of Ahmad Tea, and....... macam2 lagi la. and one day Fruit Tree drink is doing a sale of rm1 for a bottle. takde org nk beli sebab kena bayar ahaha. I AM A SELF CONFESSED CHEAPSKATE AHAHAH!!!! but i'm still not satisfied with hotel istana staffs that done a roadshow and didnt distribute the cookie to me. THAT'S NOT FAIR. the cookie is basically half size of my face. and i didnt get it. arghhh

Virgin? of coz i still am. i'm waiting for that special moment to arrive ahahhaa. what i'm referring now is I AM A CLUB VIRGIN. i did post up a status in FB saying who wanna come with me to a jazz club. and my eldest sister responded. "kau nak kena penggal kepala ke?" tak sedar kau pun dulu galak nasib baek masuk skola teknik ahahhaa terus jadi ustazah.

yesssssssss i do have the groove and desire to shake up the dancefloor. give me beyonce or britney, even Inul, i can do it all. di kocok kocok, di kocok kocok cam haram. i have develope few groovy moves to establish my arrival in a club. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

issit gonna be the gorilla groovy shake? this is soo vintage and i loving it. menarik perhatian ahaha

or the HANDS-IN-THE-AIR tapi ketiak x cukur. (masyaAllah panjangnya kaki)

i have a friend from work who does clubbing occasionally yet alcohol and tobacco free. my prayers has been answered. i'm planning for Alexis Bistro and No Black Tie. anyone following.

to the new readers of the blorg: alhamdulillah and THANX BESAR BESAR for spending some quality time with me. wongga wongga!

mencapap itu perlu

2010-12-18T08:20:00.000-08:00

have we ever gone out from the box to achieve something that we desire? something we want to acquire at that point of time itself or it has been a long life dream. cam haram je ayat. some always say that you need to sell yourself out there to get what you want. Sell? do i need to put up price tag on my neck? discount stickers will help to since malaysians are very thrifty wtf

dah dah back to the main idea people. have you ever play Guardian Angel before? or the other name will be Secret Santa. to whoever who ditch christmas, pity on you, i dont celebrate eitheir ahaha. it's just that american company always have some games to be played in the office.

how to play the game:

draw a lot. pick a name that you need to be a guardian angel for
you need to act as the acting secret santa. Offer anything. gifts, coffee bean, serunding wtf

the timespan for this game at my office is 11 days counted from last last friday. and as you know we have our own internal email that is used as the method of dissiminating info in the office. as yet again it's been used for the wrong purposes.

everytime any of my colleague received any goodies at their cubicle, email will be circulated to the whole department

to my guardian angel thanks for the starbucks frappucino wtf wtf wtf
to my secret santa thanks for the condoms you gave, it'll be put into good use haram jadah
blah blah blah and soo many other emails were in the air whenever they receive something

the best part is,,,,

I RECEIVED NOTHING. NONE. NADA

i was sooo mad for having a very unconcern secret santa that is soo not commited to this game we are playing. will it be fair for the rest of the department got atleast something from their guardian and i got none?????????

these are the very emails that i circulated, targetted to all so that i can trigger something in the mind of that secret santa. my not so responding guardian. argghhhh

(first of all the mukadimah must be with a smiley photo ahahaha)

"Hi everyone,

this is ramadhan speaking.

since i'm a new hire i expect not to be left out from the hype of the 'secret santa'

to HE OR SHE whoever my guardian angel is,

please do not forget about my existence

p/s: only 3 days left counting from tomorrow : ) "

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after few hours....

another email from me to all:

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gazillions of gratitude from me to that SECRET SANTA!

finally i know he/she existed!!

this will be part of my prayers to you:

1- hope that u'll enjoy the best health throughout ur life

2- hope that you will receive a promotion soon ahaha

3- ur bonus will be triple for this year so that more nasik lemak for me!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much, Ramadhan

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now you notice what will happen? go out there sell yourself like a hooker ahaha. you'll get what u wanted.

p/s: the secret santa will reveal him/herself next monday. jaga. aku tuntut balek hadiah mahal2 ahahhahahaa.

Life as a working man

2010-12-12T06:47:00.000-08:00

procrastination procrastination procrastionation

lets move forward and not to dwell on the past. ahahaha

alhamdulillah just started my job in a company in KL. Hoping to last as long as possible there. i'm just tired. sick and tired of changing jobs. just imagine within 3 weeks i did 3 kinda jobs in 3 seperate companies? being aggressive, yes. but i did lie alot throughout the process ahaha.

i basically have being struck by this idea to blorg this post after my hangout session with a friend. which happens to be 2 years younger. i'm ageing every second. lucky enough my dick is not. ahaha.

we went to the uber best giler babi art gathering, which is the ARTS FOR GRABS. venue: annexe central market of cozzer. it's like the best place to shop for underground artist products such as lefties books, painted tiles to home made mango chutney. haram jadah. as i approached this booth, which has been a favourite of mine, the sell cutesy painted tiles. from whatever design you name it they have it. and i was strong, i was strong to resist the urge to spend soo much i just left the booth, with the same amount of doe in the wallet. truly deserves a pat on my back. later on i proceed to the next hall, which is adjacent, with holes as doors. i saw people selling lots of publications, which is biased towards the lefties ( pembangkah for the dumbos), and i met this men, with arrays of cd's. i was like yeah whatever. he was like "this all are electronic music, highly underground and imported". i didnt give a shit to his promotion. thanks to my wicked mouth, this very words slipped through this thick lips : " do you have anything jazz?". and he recommended a few. and i bought one. my eyes was caught by this cd which has half naked men on the cover. but it was rm40. being thrifty i declined. i decided on the other. it was basically in a plastic like those pirated cd and the cover, and the cd is wrapped in a glossy paper. it was rm20. i cant believe i spent on it. rm2o. for a newly working man in kL, rm 20 means:

parking for the whole week
or fuel that sufficient to last for a week

and i just did, splurged on cd? which is unconvincingly cheap looking? what the hell. after meeting up with a friend that wassssssssss late ......... i decided to take my friend to the booth that sell those fancy painted tiles. i'm not sure whether it was a PMS or erection in my boxer, i expressed my thoughts to the booth owner about my guilty spending. rm 20 je. but i am right now as we speak the most thrifty KL-ite. to survive i need to resist from such temptations. and what that lady at the booth said is just highly accurate. can be an idiom or proverbs. word of wisdom i might say:

"do not plan not to spend, as u may find something attractive. always plan to spend, as u will be dissapointed"

WHY DIDN'T I? WHY DIDN'T I?????????????????

in the past i always whind why mama hardly grant my wish to buy expensive clothes. why spending extra ringgit for guilty pleasure will be such a huge guilt???? now as i started working, i got the real idea. thanks mama for opening it up for me. i just found an outlet store near my office. its the outlet store for World of Sports. i just bought a shirt from Salomon, a hiking brand for rm30, after 70% discount. i am the smartest shopper around. you can get Teva, mizuno and columbia fitness haram jadah tah that brand is for huge discount. except on shoes. a stingy of 20% discount at most. fuck them. well at least i know where to get cheap original adidas and nike and ipanema for my sisters. ahahahhahahahaha

after saying goodbye to my 2 years younger friend, i left the jelatek LRT Station and straight to my car. i parked at a nearly demolished flat and it was scary, the scene of empty apartment just not for the faint hearted. i might be sodomise by a stranger. when inside the car, start the engine and tested the rm20 cd. i received the greatest shock of my life. it was, it is still the scariest music i ever heard in my life. the instrumental music is highly suitable for stephen king on his next horror flick, or if you try to scare your hubby everytime he try to lurk out at midnite hours to fuck those hookers. i can assure you. with the dark surrounding of jalan enggang and the horrifying background tunes, i was literally looking left and right, rear mirror and sides. that's how my day was spent. longing to go clubbing, just found a friend who club it, who does it, minus the booze and carcinogen, which is cigarettes my friend. i gonna shake my arse!!! but not forgetting No Black Tie at jalan mesui. toodleloooo!

tomorrow is a working day. FUCK FUCK FUCK

p/s: that ah pek who sold me the cd said the tune was recorded in a church in german, the acoustic is out of this world. fuck him!

being a tall person

2010-10-20T09:33:00.000-07:00

ahahaha finally someone requested a topic rather relevant to myself ahaha. to begin the blorg posting. ALHAMDULILLAH to be able to grow to such height that has gave me an advantage to find people in the the departmental store like Isetan, since i stand higher than others, its easier to spot on SMALL PEOPLE ahahahaha.

this topic is HIGHLY suggested by the small shorty guy ahaha ( h

e must be freakin' mad ):

FAYEE AZMAN!!

by the way he's 168cm ahaha or 171cm. basically i hav no idea who the hell is he other than to know that he's my hiskool junior's cousin and i got no waddaheck idea how i actually contacted him on facebook. recently he made a statement in facebook saying dat he is the tallest in the class. i was curious i did ask. how tall are u actually?? ahah. he's 10cm shorter than me ahaha sorry. for men perks on being tall: big and long penis ahaha

he requested: living in the fantasy of being a tall person

dear fayee, can i blorg this topic using myself as the subject?? ahaha i got no one to reflect on and since i gonna have to wake up early tomorrow i need to make it quick. few things that i need to stress out here for being tall:

u can easily be spotted my mafia/ahlong/criminal/chucky if ur standing in a crowd
eventually u'll suffered back ache. and back ache aint nice, i took pills when i was 14
like for me, i'm vertebrate tall/long backbone/long abdomen, its really hard to get a fine t shirt. trust me it will lead to frustration everytime ur in factory outlet/chiaokit/mydin

but the rest is just PERKS:

being tall can really boost up ur confidence to as high as KLCC, or even gunung kinabalu
if someone try to be a bitch towards u, u'll know that fella will never grow tall
for men tall men means long penis ahaha yeah its true

but the tak berape best part:

u'll be the one fixing the curtain every single raye every year
u have to replace the battery of the clock hanging on the wall
u have to clean up the sesawang on the ceiling
u have to rub the black board in skool ahahaha

but one thing i'm still furious till today...... is HER!!!!

ok guys watch ur erection ahahaa, i purposely put up this particular photo, very saucy very sultry very exposed huahua. what i never like about her, she's 5 cm taller than me

SHE'S FREAKING 186cm!!

i was highly pissed off and furious knowing about her winning the miss universe 2003 title. first of all:

i always believe that only venezuela deserves to win miss universe title since the world's most beautiful women are produce daily in a farm from that country ahaha
she is taller than me. she is taller than me. i just cant accept the fact. arghh
and she beat miss venezuela to 2nd place. super furious my face is lightning red like iklan mee mamee

i was practically praying and hoping to grow as tall and highly hoping to be way taller than her. and i didnt. i stopped at 181cm. alhamdulillah. but i lost to a girl??? what???

from this day onwards. my strategy for my kids:

my kids will be forced to churn steak everyday for protein supply to grow taller than that miss universe
take on protein drink
they have to think tall and be tall. wear high heels to skool
but i want to put them into gymnastics intially, that will stunt the growth. arghhh
i want my children to jump everyday for one hour to lengthen the limbs
before sleep i will pull their legs to even stretch it further
they have to sleep with leg braces. that will make them tall

ok my kids will be tall insyaAllah. anyone interested to try???

List of Petua petua orang tua

2010-10-19T09:16:00.000-07:00

This post is requested by ( jeng jeng jeng ) : Atiyyah!!! my dearest pal, classmate by the way when i was still living and breathing in uitm penang ahaha. she supposed to further in medicine studies tapi pahal tah stranded in culinary arts course. i escaped. like always ahaha. and she's finishing too!! cant believe it. she hardly knows how to handle the chef knife and now she's creating wonders!!. anyone willing to propose to her and marry her, u can do so by hitting me on facebook with tonnes of moolahs in your pocket ahahaha

enough of her, this is my blorg, get out ahahahhaa. she knows me. i torture people with words. my speciality ahahaa. she requested:

"blorg la tentang petua-petua orang dulu"

and i was like, " kau nak kawen laki tua ke?" ahhaaha. ok basically i know how to put words in an arrangement that will agitate one's heart ahaha. but i basically dun really know much about petua2 ni. i need to do my research first. yahoo search. not google. google boring boo. ok found one:

Jaga mulut atasnya. Maksudnya jaga makan minumnya. ( what kinda crap talking?)
Jaga mulut bawahnya. Maksudnya jagalah kemahuan seksnya. ( wadda?? )

ohh shit its a 18sx petua untuk rumah tangga ahahha. ok next page pliz

'petua orang dulu dulu jaga kemaluan' WHAT???, next page.............

ok got it, good one if ur attending beauty pageant ahaha as said in the website

if ur attending a beauty pageant n out of nowhere chicken pox happens, try drink the young coconut juice and it will supress the pox b4 the pageant.

honestly speaking, golden age wisdom dont really seems to work these days. can they like prepare for what's catered for their grandchildren for the next hundred years?? as it seen it only functional if ur gonna participate in beauty pageant. yeah yeah last time its like tonnes of ratu kebaya contests going on and fuhhh ladies from the past got the curves dat will erupt an erection and yes it has extincted. even now malays are forbid to be in miss malaysia whatsoever beauty pageant. maybe it will be effective for dewi remaja and hero remaja competition?? i cant be in it im fat ahahahaha.

tips mengelakkan minyak terpecik ketika goreng: masukkan garam ke dalam minyak terlebih dahulu sebelom menggoreng

i just cant find the rationale behind this finding ahahaha. oil and salt. errmmm as i know salt can dehydrate and make a liquid more viscous, if there's presence of water. but its oil. ermmmm are u sure bout that. take my words. cover ur frying pan with something while frying something ahaha. or tips on not to burn ur skin while handling with chillies. simply dun touch it with bare hand. cover it up with sumthin, reindeer skin cooking gloves or something ahahahah.

paling tak boleh blah: jangan menyanyi semasa memasak, nanti dikhuatiri kawen lambat. what?????

just set the record straight. the person who derived this "petua" is a spinster or an andartu la in simple language. due to ur hobby in the kitchen, u put it all to blame for singing in the kitchen while cooking? or issit ur voice is not in the attractive range ahahaha. if barbecue is considered cooking, cannot sing issit? better what more people outdoor. we need to entertain ourselves.

moral of the story: dun simply come out with crazy bullshitty petua's that will haunt ur offsprings. ahaha like x boleh masuk tandas masa azan berkumandang. meaning i cant perform my ablution?? crazy people crazy ideas ahaha

Watikah buat Kak Rozline...... cewah ahaha

2010-08-06T19:53:00.000-07:00

before i start blorggin about this particular post:

thanx to wan nurul nurain razali (panjangnye name ahaha) for being so loyal and not curang to other blorg ahahaha. sabar. skang dah ada post baru. tp not related to aviation ahaha .

before i start BLORGGIN about this very very PARTICULAR post:

Kak Rozline, jangan marah tau!!!!! ahahaha

most of my blorggin here in langkawi is made possible by huge contribution of a hot hot lady, hot hot mama wuhooo Kak Rozline!!!. serious she is damn pretty but i dunno how to convince her anymore. she got here sony cybershot almost everywhere she goes and basically, i am her model ahahahaha. so tanpa melengah2kan acara mari kita perkenalkan siapakah kak rozline itu!! wongga wongga...

first and foremost.... seharum bunga yg menggoda.... muka kepala juon dr belakang ahahaha

ok lah kasi chance la to her. this is Rozline Badrulzaman or kak Lyn hot hot mama. yes she is one fine mama, anak dia dah masuk darjah satu. korang jangan nak menggatal. kalau tak aku report laki dia siap. ahahahaha. seperti ape yang dpt diperhatikan, she prefers to drink sugar laden drinks, padahal nak diet konon ahahhaha ok kak lyn jangan marah and dont try to kill me with that orange scissors of yours. guess her age?? just try... kita lihat siapa yg kena ahahaha. ok to talk about here age is soo not propriate sbb nanti mati aku kene belasah. kalau korang rasa muka dia putih dlm gambar ni, wait until u see her in person. kalau nak carik sila dtg airport langkawi yer.

tetiba i feel like i'm handsomer in this particular photo. i repeat. THIS PARTICULAR PHOTO. other photos i look like shit. takpe2 bersyukur. i realize that men when they turn into 20's, their body tends to widen, sideways. ahahahaa

another diet gone wasted ahahaha. kak lyn and abg jovyn, her loving hubby cewah brought me to this place. Bamboo Chenang restaurant. previously sungai cenang restaurant. weird thing about this place despite the good food (trust me, it is hard to find good food in langkawi) there's not much people at the restaurant. padahal kereta yg parking kat depan kedai stock banyak cam masa pihak abg ipar aku dtg menikah kakak aku dulu ahahaha. the food is recommended!! wuhoo

what abg jovyn and kak lyn ordered and what i lahap that night ahaha. hari ape ye kitorang dtg?? arghh lupa. they ordered:

tomyam campur yg enough to feed a family of 6 ceh melampau
sotong goreng tepung yg crunchy and sedap walaupun dimakan tika sejuk
kailan ikan masin yg mmg sedap. kat satu kedai tu, kailan ikan masin cam sayur rebus jirus kuah je. demi menjaga kemuliaan kedai tersebut i'll not mention names ahaha
kerabu sotong. i never heard of it in my life tp sedap kot
dry red chilli chicken. very very rare to be found at kedai tomyam. and mmg sedap
senang citer sumer sedap la
tempat duduk kitorg seriously very very very romantic. rasa cam nak kawen lari pulak ahaha
satu pot nasik dorang kasi. obviously tu pun nak mention ahahah
summing up to rm58.00.
abg jovyn ckp very reasonably priced. aku tau lahap je. hahaha

i told u, mmg sedap sampai menterencatkan si pemakan ahaha. kak lyn, why u force me to pose like a retard??

biggest achievement: DRY CHILLI CHICKEN ahahaha ceh bodoh diam skang

a satisfied customer's face. but why i look like nak carik gaduh??? why why why?? ohh dat time i was listening to abg jovyn about ape tah ahahaa. ohh yes he wanted my computer table. how to sneak that table out from my hostel??? xpe2 itu bisa diatur ahaha

another gem in pantai cenang. the ever sedap coconut ice blended. order the special with vanilla ice cream. for sure u guys cant find this stall. since i'm very baik hati to sharing the caring ahaha. its opposite underwater world and near landscon hotel. BEWARE!!! kelapa cepat abis, expect closure for few days sbb kelapa stock yilek ahaha. kedai tepi tu jual minyak gamat and sebelah tu jual burger. harus ke?? ahahaha

again another satisfied face. kak lyn, why u crop abg jovyn's face and let the retardedness of mine shine alone??? nak kena blasah ni. ahahha. by the way, kak lyn pandai buat telor goreng kicap ahahaha.

while waiting for abg jovyn to get t shirt, i tried to pose as if i'm working at the red district. takde makna mane2 mak datin nampak muka aku camni sumer lari ahahahaha. arghh penat menaip

" ramadhan, kau berdiri tepi mercedez burok tu" said kak lyn. ahaha jahat gyla.

to the driver of this mercedez: kami hanye ingin berlawak. sila jangan berang wahahaha

introducing the one and only, man of the ring cewah, abg jovyn. dia pun lahap coconut ice blended ahahaha. he's my bouncer, ape2 hal, kita jumpa kat satay hj samuri berentap sape makan satay paleng banyak cewah ahahahaa xde kaitan. to abg jovyn: thanx for the dinner.

Romie and a tourist from korea who was fascinated on how malaysian can be soo tan smp nak bergambar ahahaha.

particular thing i like about abg jovyn and kak lyn is that dorang up to date with things in this world, so it be music or anyting, they know the latest. coz most of married couple with kids mcm pakcik makcik tua waiting for panggilan kubor ish jahat nye mulot ahaha

melaram is a hobby ahahaha

to dearest Kak Lyn dgn harapan u'll not smack my face ahaha:

kak lyn and to all women out there who never feel satisfied with themselves, emotionally and physically (especially ahahaha). korang dah dilahirkan canthek and u are loved by someone who trully appreciate u inside and out. lain macam je bunyi. kak Lyn dah cukup canthek dah, bukan setakat cukup, dah terlebih canthek pun. u just need to embrace your true beauty by appreciating and accepting ur true self. nak segan buat pe, dah mmg canthek dah pun. it's canthek not cantik ahaha. actually dats all about this post ahahahahahahaha

wtf photo of me window shopping ahaha. big ass of mine. I'm in need for grooming. anyone willing to help??

Before and After

2010-07-27T03:30:00.000-07:00

after nearly a year and a half struggling, lack in rest ( liar ahaha ), wild partying ( no no ) and lack of holiday, which is really true. To all aspiring pilots out there, memang sikit gila babi kot cuti in this course. it's the part of sacrifice yg harus dilakukan demi masa depan yg cemerlang. wuhoo i can be a motivational talker one day, making more money, and honey, and money ahahahaha ok shut up now PLEASE tq.

i wanna show you guys : BEFORE

with encik hamzah, the duty officer. me trying to look smart ahaha

with super happening mamu, and me doing the usual sick pose ahahaa

safety first kids, wearing helmet for now specific reason wtf. kat belakang ade cerek utk masak maggi

and the AFTER!!!

JENG JENG JENG

THE TWIN BAR!! skang dah 2 calit dah, more responsibilities, more flying procedures, more saket jiwa, more fanatic to siti nurhaliza ahaha, and getting nearer to graduation!!!!

alhamdulillah i've passed the first test for twin engine flying, u can't imagine how mad i freaked out the night before. macam nak mati, i'm basically the worst in my batch and i really really slow in grasping new things in a very short period of time, just imagine baru bawak kapal baru for 6 hours, then u go for a test. and people, flying a plane and driving a car cant be compared together ok. alhamdulillah i just can't believe i pass. because i did like shiiiiiiiiit ahahahaha

another hot story: sila baca dgn teliti ok ahaha

i went to the hangar ( not hanger baju ok ) by bicycle and sepanjang jalan orang duk pandang slack je cam cibai ahaha, ape nak buat sebab xmampu nk sewa kereta buat masa ini hehe. soo as usual i will go and lepak in the airport, coz that's basically like my only social life available here in langkawi. soo as i was chatting blah blah blah with my frens kat info counter, then came 2 guys asking my frens to make a public announcement in the airport to inquire about a car. the following dialogues tell it all:

orang itu: kak, boleh tak buat announce kereta viva biru plate number WSE **** (i forgot the number oso ahaha)

romie pujaan: ( secara mencelah ) ehh tu kereta member saya, jap saya call, ape masalahnye ye?? silap tempat parking ke?? awak tak pulak mcm polis traffic ( haha )

orang itu: tak, kitorg ade shooting malam ni, so kitorang nak carik kereta utk dimasukkan dlm babak tersebut.

romie pujaan: HAH??? sape berlakon??

orang itu: maya karin ada, aaron aziz ada, lisa surihani ada....

romie pujaan: ( aku dgn penuh keterujaan called my friend to let her lend her car for the shooting)

but FAILED. my friend is kedekut ahahaha, no lah her parents tak kasi.

moral of the story:

mesti ade org nak mengutuk aku tergedik2 nak tengok pelakon malaysia shooting like apa barang kan. if we don't support our industry, who else will?? why malaysians always bring down our own product?? why why why ( sambil berjoget ). even during national anthem pun sumer org like no semangat, tension aku.

ok. my month will come next month. be nice to me. please. ahahaa

Graduating. counting hours

2010-07-05T06:31:00.000-07:00

single engine:

total left: 15 hours

10 hours General handling plus PT4
5 hours Night Flying

p/s: can i graduate before puasa??

The story about my chin. Not botak chin

2010-06-26T01:09:00.000-07:00

Mukadimah::

pembuka bicara with lousy photos of me, as usual ahaha

sapa mamat ni?? rasa nak sekeh je. can??ahahaha

snapped a photo with super ganas junior ahahaha. she's a maneater ahaha. nampak mcm isteri kedua pulak ahaha. isn't isteri kedua supposed to be hornier and nicer??

back to main business

Thank You Allah swt alhamdulillah for increasing number of blorg followers. I dont even think that this blorg is interesting in anyway. More like syarikat pembuangan sampah cap Alam Flora in the form of blorg ahaha. ok ok ok focus ramadhan focus. again this blorg has been neglected for sometime, but not for long. I'll be talking about my chin.

WHAT???

yes my chin

YOU THINK YOUR CHIN SO NICE, CAN BLORG ABOUT IT ISSIT??

suka ati aku lah

p/s: sorry about that split personality argument ahahaha

most of my friends keep saying this to me, " wey you so old got no janggut issit??"

I think this is the main reason. when i was young i listen to the radio..... silap. when i was young somewhere when i was 4, after my first encounter with pornography ahahaha, this incident happened.

pada satu petang yang hening, ( dont you feel that i took soo long time to get to the main story ahaha ok shutup) me and siblings went to the playground in USJ13. yes yes i love you subang jaya i really do but real estate over there is just tooooooooooooooooooooo expensive. terrace house cost around at least half a million?? gila.

ok back to the cerita. as usual my sisters just being kids. doing lotsa new tricks. on the swing. arrghh. they swing and swing by STANDING on the swing. imagine dat. then of course la due to good example of the elderly ahahaha i tried the stunt.

for the first time in my life i thought i was flying in the sky, thinking i was a superman baby fell on earth from a meteor. after split second........ SPLAT. I felt cantek punya on the ground. landed on my chin. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

for sure i cried la so young ok. cried and cried. and good timing mama just came back from work. i still remember mama bought for my sister sugar papers for her art projects ahahah. see i got good memory. about stupid events. then straightaway we dash to the clinic at usj2.

surprisingly i didnt cry during the stitching, just a little tickle masa doctor taking out sand and pebbles out from that torn chin. and got bandage. i looked like KFC colonal sanders. ahahaha the doctor stitched together the bandage to my chin. arrghhh. why???

then came back home. weird. papa brought home murtabak. halooooo its not even ramadhan's month. well, everyday is my month ahahaha. ahah another memory, i was taller than my bro at that time ahahaha

ok next post, how my ball sack a.k.a scrotum inflated like a baloon when i was four. anyone requesting for visual evidence of that?? ahahaha

I wonder if I didn't ...........

2010-06-14T06:25:00.000-07:00

starting the post,

with a photo of me in full uniform, thanks to Kak Rozline who was soo desperate to see me in full pilot attire wtf ahaha

i looked like a retard i know tq

I wonder if I didn't do piloting thinggy right now. These might happen:

my family might think I actually don't really exist. They may disown me
no one wants to talk about my life
During family gathering even worse, I might be forced to sit at the end of the table, somewhere near the kitchen cabinet
or might be sell to the pimps to make me into a prostitute wtf

These happened after I joined the piloting course:

more and more relatives are taking interest in me
not forgetting the endless request of free flight tickets. Later I join cargo then u know ahaha
finally people are taking interest in what I'm doing
one of the uncle ask where the clutch of the aircraft, when u want to tukar gear. what???

Lesson of the day:

please accept everyone for who they are, no matter what background, education level and interest

p/s: I wonder if I still doing the culinary course. People might think I'm a maid or something

Tayar pancet lalu meletop

2010-06-07T03:59:00.000-07:00

ahahahaha today around 10.15 am if not mistaken, the aircraft i flown, the right side tyre, meletop. ahahaha. pancet. ahahaha

not my fault sebab instructor was demonstrating something for me

alarrrrrrrrrrr no photo to show arrghhhhh

Al Fatihah

2010-06-05T20:06:00.000-07:00

this post is about my tribute to mak ngah, my mama's sista for those who are wondering

from left: mak tam, mak ngah, ermmm an aunt ahaha, ateh. Taken at Kakyu's wedding

okey: in Negeri sembilan, "wan" is grandma. and grandpa is... i dunno ahahaha

i was at the Kuala Lumpur of langkawi yesterday wtf spending some time to inquire on cheap tax free DSLR. Checked on my phone, Mama misscalled me. That's weird. Mama just called 5 minutes ago.

" Adek, Mak Ngah dah meninggal"

I was like brought to a sudden shock. Because it was soooo sudden. I know Mak Ngah was ill due to old age. But, never thought it's gonna be this soon. The guilt of can't make it to the funeral to see Mak Ngah for the last time really haunt me. Just imagine last minute flight ticket purchase will be at least rm200. One way.

Mak Ngah is always a sweetheart. like you guys know, negeri sembilan people are more of a bad mouthies ahahhaha and i'm excluded ahaha. It was a total comparison of Wan and Mak Ngah, since Mak Ngah is more to the soft hearted side. Mak Ngah's house is literally ....... 5 metres aways from Wan's. When i was a kid, I thought Wan and Mak Ngah were friends ahaha. my brother thought so too. dumb ass ahaha.

I remember Mak Ngah and I had a small argument during my Sis's wedding. Argument between me and Mak Ngah is soo non existence. But it happened. Kinda weird actually. My refusal to wear formal baju melayu to Sis's wedding on the groom side has caused Mak Ngah quite a headache ahaha and she voiced out her opinion on me. Obviously I fired back, but in a toned down manner, coz she's forever nice to me. And I guess it was my last ever conversation with her.

Al Fatihah

بِسۡمِ ٱللهِ ٱلرَّحۡمَـٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ (١)

ٱلۡحَمۡدُ لِلَّهِ رَبِّ ٱلۡعَـٰلَمِينَ (٢) ٱلرَّحۡمَـٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ (٣) مَـٰلِكِ يَوۡمِ ٱلدِّينِ (٤) إِيَّاكَ نَعۡبُدُ وَإِيَّاكَ نَسۡتَعِينُ (٥) ٱهۡدِنَا ٱلصِّرَٲطَ ٱلۡمُسۡتَقِيمَ (٦) صِرَٲطَ ٱلَّذِينَ أَنۡعَمۡتَ عَلَيۡهِمۡ غَيۡرِ ٱلۡمَغۡضُوبِ عَلَيۡهِمۡ وَلَا ٱلضَّآلِّينَ (٧)

I'll really gonna miss u, Mak Ngah

tolong baca saya nak berucap

2010-06-03T18:54:00.000-07:00

i wanna start this post by posting this photo of millions of memories

on the edge of membelasah my french lecturer ahaha bodoh gila. which turned out to be one of my best friend. p/s: she's married wit 2 kids so please go away stalkers. and she's one big time queen control muahaha

To all the readers:

One fine day I'll make a post in this blorg. A post that will cause quite a havoc. No, i'm not trying to be a gigollo or a pole dancer. I hope you readers not gonna be shocked on it, or curse me for anything. ahahahaha wongga wongga

I'm soo freakin bored

2010-05-26T03:46:00.000-07:00

a) Tulis 23 perkara rawak (random) tentang diri anda (tak kisah ler benda tu fakta ke

angan-angan ker cita-cita ker imaginasi ker tentang 'body' ker awek, pakwe, makwe etc.)

(b) Tag lak benda ni kepada rakan blog anda (sekurangnya 5 orang)

Translation for friends in Bangkok:

a) write 23 randoms things about myself

b) i myself dont understand what it means ahahah

c) argh I really Dont understand this line

when i was in primary 1, i was too tall, taller than older kids but really grateful about it now ehehehe
i was overdue as a baby, having umbilical cord strangled around my neck ahahaha.
i was name RAMADHAN for a reason. Mama had her wish if i shall be conceived in ramadhan, ramadhan will it be and if it's syawal then the same case. back to reality, i stayed toooo long inside my mama and it was at the beginning of ramadhan 1410h. and all of my siblings' names starts with R. can u see it??? i'm more of a trend breaker since young muahaha
Now i'm truly obssesed with Dato' Siti Nurhaliza. like really. I dream of her everynite. Ok disregard that ahaha
Mama is my closest friend ever. I go to mamak with her ( to bangkok friend, mamak is a typical eatery in malaysia). i even drag mama along to movies ( james bond's, madagascar and she slept throughout the movies ahahaha)
my forever dream car is Mitsubishi Pajero. And now it's Pajero sport arrhhhh. seriously I'll work my ass to earn myself that car. If you want to give to me for free..... i'll reconsider ahahaha
I'm suffering the worst case insomnia, i can't really sleep if i'm tooo sleepy, i can't sleep, if the bed too comfy, i can't sleep either. very weird
and i snore, really really really loud
talking about ambitions, wanted to become a singer when i was 3, flight attendant when i was 4, then chef when i was 5 and now i'm doing piloting ahahaha. alhamdulillah
i eat really really alot. I've gained 10 kg since living in langkawi for almost a year and a half now. my friend said i'm growing breast now ahahaha
now i dont have any idea to write anymore ahahaha
i really really love to walk around by foot. especially in KL. most of my friends just cant tolerate this ahaha
really wanted to go to thailand when i was 5. crazy sick i was then i guess ahahaha
was really scared of height and even cried inside a flight when i was 16. and now i'm flying planes
really longing to kahwin lari or elope. scared of traditional marriage ceremony. people with their eyes staring ahahaha
when i was four, i was hospitalized because my ball sack or SCROTUM ahahah inflated like a balloon ahaha
once fell off the swing and landed on my chin, it was torn open ahaha.
really scared of eating dried fruits due to its wrinkly exterior, reminding me of old age ahahaha
really like hypocrite people, most of them are funny. but I'll never tolerate snobbish show off-ish asses
always wonder why women are so scared to wear tampon??
worn condom. twice ahahaha. but still i'm a virgin ahaha
just wrote a song. hope u guys will like it
Always believe that one day I'll be a very successful person in life insyaAllah

ok enough. probably there will be a briefing tonight arrghhh and I need to submit flight plan to the tower. bye. salam

Ye lah ye lah I'm back to blorggin

2010-05-26T01:02:00.000-07:00

felt soooo blessed when I'm not around to blorg, number of followers gaining up!! ahhaah alhamdulillah thanx all for the support for the very humble blorg I'm having ahahaha.

arghh I'm on the midst of completing my course and will be busy busy. so pray hard for me. insyaAllah I'll be resuming my blorggin routine with full devotion after graduating, sebab confirm takde keje lain nak buat kan ahahhaa.

and i think i've a GIRLFRIEND

ahahahahhahaa

ok ok updating

2010-03-08T19:12:00.000-08:00

setelah dimarah, diugut dan dicerca ahahhahaaha, i'll revive this blorg back to life. gyler malas lately.

updates:

on training stint in Terengganu!! not in langkawi for time being
looking for more people to make friends here in terengganu, specifically airport/tok jembal/gong badak area.
nak mencuba nasi dagang banyak2 sbb aritu sikit nak mampos.
sambil menaip ni, menunggu saat bila kak yah the caterer lady nak dtg bawak makanan.

ok ok. nex post will be filled with photos. puas ati?????

p/s: alamak, camne nak guna camera laptop member aku ni??

sori lama terabai

2010-01-22T05:25:00.000-08:00

pliz hit me with a stick or a broom or with any solid object. I left this blorg unmanned. arrghh

I'm turning into some kinda lunatic lately. not bein cliche like typical poyo teenagers yg claim themselves to be in a sucky life just becoz bf/gf mendiamkan diri. fcuk u guys ahaha.

lately i started to make changes in my life. I no longer addicted to rice!! ahaha accomplished that. for me that is by far the biggest achievement i've ever done in terms of my food history. I can't live without rice, not even for few hours. now I'm still breathing without rice support for days!! and I think I'm slimming down now. cutting carbohydrates really makes me feel happier now

I dunno why my english suck. compared to them blorggers, they can just blorg on flawless english macam kao kao gyler. tension kalau bace blorg2 tersebut. arrghhh. and my mouth getting vulgar by day. thanks to piloting. I can't believed I've been influenced. coz I'm rarely influentiable. and i don't even know the last word of the previous sentence actually existed. shoot.

update on my life, as if I'm famous:

cutting down carb intakes
simulator lesson started ( snap! )
started to be more interested in self grooming, but only when I'm in uniform ahaha
addicted to Siti Nurhaliza, listening to her everynight. She's my sleep companion WTH
extremely obsessed to get into Fireflyz as a pilot. of coz.

now I started to think about getting a property in Kg. Melayu Subang. not a property, more like a room. tanak beli rumah area tu. only subang jaya. ahahaha. and i already decided how to decorate the room, what colour should the wall be painted, which Ikea furnitures to buy. trust me, my imagination skills are off the wall, I own a degree on imagination management, graduated with honours and currently working on my dissertation on Imagination in the society. wtf

another stupid obsession. while others dream of getting mercedes, bimmer, ferrari wtf, I just wanted a black Viva Elite. I'm driving myself around, how big a car should be right?? some more it fuel efficient. while are you soo willing to burn your money on petrol?? and by having a viva I'll challenge myself to not get lost in KL. driving in that big city always get me haywired. wtf. I'm a pilot and I'm clueless with roads?? takpe. still cadet ahaha

Ya Allah. why this post is soooo booring. Sila tumbok muke sendiri sekarang, arrghhhh

I wish my blorg can generate money ahahaha

Tangki Air

2009-12-24T17:14:00.000-08:00

This post has been long due. Kesian post ni. Being neglected. Ahahaha. It’s a post LIMA update and based from my pengalaman of this year’s Lima, I can’t wait for the next one in 2011. most of the cadets here said “ arrghh nothing la this year’s LIMA, same airshow je, exhibition inside also same only”. But my time during the event was freaking fantastic!! Dah dah sudah. Remember me for being thrifty for not paying for the entry pass ahahaha. If you really go there for the airshow, tak payah la. Buat saket leher je. You can only see the aircraft taking off and land. Nothing much. Soo membazir je. But I got it for free ahaha. Jangan marah.

Even for those yang nak datang langkawi, and planning to naik the cable car to see the view, people said its more worth it to go to top of Gunung Raya, the Gunung Kinabalu Langkawi. But the perjalanan to gunung raya, masyaAllah memenatkan. Drive along the hill for about 20 minutes. Makan minyak, dah la langkawi ni tak banyak petrol pump ahaha.

Senang cerita, to get the nicest view is from where the terror strikes, where the dark water lives ahahaha. It’s…….. from the ………water tank. Water tank???

See how eery the water tank ( the story of this very photo is available at the pengakhiran of the post ahaha )

Ok jom mule kan perjalanan kite untuk menikmati pemandangan indah, secara percume ahaha

Erm, less glorious entrance. Being abandoned for years ahaha

Ok the hell starts from here. 7 darab 16 = jumlah anak tangga. Memang menggayatkan.

Since I have copyrighted this, my trademark. The Retarded Face ahaha. Memang penat kot, this pose was natural. No olok – olok. Suddenly I felt like this dizzy sensation. Wanna know?? Continue reading!!

Ehhh from where did secara tibe – tibe Choo climb up the stairs????

Memang canwhore ahahaha. He’s 25 by the way. Sapa – sapa yang berminat sila facebook saya ahahaha

Ehhh now I realized there’s the tasik teratai layu di pulau madu muahaha. I gonna release the tortoise given by a senior tomorrow.

Ahah! The view of the airport!! See I told you. The best view. But I never snap any photo of the beach from here ahahaha.

I have no idea why I snap this photo. It shows that I ……. Accomplished sumtin?? Ahhaha. Mind my mouth and gigantic gum ahaha.

Ahah the view of the hostel. Mane – mane budak perempuan yang nak spy bakal – bakal pilot, sile lah ke sini.

This was the cause of the dizziness. Jangan duduk lama – lama ye adek2. nanti saket, xdpt jadi pilot ahahaha. Cabin crew je la ahahaha.

Gunung Raya, the everest of Langkawi. There’s a resort at the peak. Quite sejuk up there. Mesti korang tatau kan, but I know ahaha.

Eh eh, is that a bird, or a plane??? ( padahal tau je tu Singapore airforce tengah buat show )

Crowd building up. The tower can’t hold much patron. Soo ambik giliran ye.

Killing the time by snapping the gambar of the kampong belakang college

Some people say I’m adorable ahaha please reconsider hahahaha

18SX. For the sake of the blorg. Sexay sexay ahahaha

The event where the helicopter and the jet try to make love. Sounds soo unapropriate

Getting closer……

Starts liking each other

things start to get hotter and intimate ahaha

The climax ( yeahh ahaha )

Ok not all love last the lifetime. They decided to split up. Sebab helicopter tu main kayu tiga dengan… whoever laaah ahahaha

Very – The – Thrilled face after seeing a divorce in front of his eyes ahahaha

The less hell journey back to the ground

p/s: I did managed to land back to the ground alive. Vote me as president. Tetibe ahaha

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What actually happened when I was typing this post:

CAUTION: I’m not lying. Seriously it happened

It was late pass 12 am. Padahal baru pukul 12.30a.m ahaha. I can’t sleep. My roommate already dead on the bed ahaha. So since I got nothing to do, I decided to blorg on this post. Switched on the laptop. Decided not to switch on the light for being sensitive to those in need for rest. Chewah ayat ahaha.

To prevent me from tertidur while typing, I played Hairspray on the background and didn’t even watch the movie ahaha.

See the first photo on top, where I purposely edited the tangki air photo to give that spooky effect?? When I was typing the description of that photo “ dengan niat to make it sound like soo spooky”, then I heard like someone whispering. More like a woman’s voice.

I was listening to a musical movie, takkan ade bunyi hantu kot. The sound was very discrete, very soft. I was wearing my earphone pulak tu.

Orang selalu cakap, kalau bunyi suara misteri kedengaran sangat perlahan, kemungkinan….. dia berada sangatlah dekat…..

SCARY THE MARY!!!

Ape lagi, off teruslah laptop, and tidor with the study lamp on ahahaha.

Terpulang kepada yang membaca. This is like the second time it happened. To me.

Romie got his PPL licence!

2009-12-16T22:34:00.000-08:00

Hey, never in my life I’ve been this well motivated to keep on blorggin, now Romie Pujaan is back as he’s livin large ( poket habuk je ade ahaha ). Posts are now compulsory, more like mandatory to be posted together with photos to elakkan people from sayin how cheapskate I am ahahaha.

“ Ramadhan, kau datang pukul 3 nanti pakai uniform penuh, siap ngan peak cap skali tau.”

Kak Rozline just went out from her mental capacity. Giler ke ape aku nak kayuh basikal tengahari buta, dengan uniform semata – mata nak bergambar kat airport. We, cadets live on a slightly unfortunate life, ramai yg ingat kitorang nih security guard sebab uniform lebih kurang same je ahahaha.

Once I reached the airport, only then I knew, rupe rupenye the photography session is for the 2 practical ladies, actually 3, plus abang wan. But he went out of sight. Tak dapat dia tengok aku handsome – handsome pakai uniform chewah gyler perasaan. They are leaving at the end of the month, practical dah tamat. Ok. the melaram session is now in session.

Captain with his senior flight attendant aahahaa, ehh matching la since I’m dying to fly for Fireflyz. Kah kah

A total player ahaha. With kak tikah and kak mira. More like ground technical crew la dorang dalam gambar ni.

Kak Rozline chantek, leading flight attendant. Ni sumer idea dia la ni. Cuba imagine, we did all the photo snapping at the info counter. Sumer orang yg lalu lalang tengok kitorang mcm kitorg buat tebiat.

p/s: perasan tak, I almost like smile in the same style for every photo??? Sooo limited la my range of posing. If I see a camera depan mata, ambik kau, auto smile. An addition to auto pilot and auto throttle wtf.

Shit, I really, really, really, really hate this photo. Saje je for the sake of this blorg. I tried to do the very the famous jumping photo of myself, dah la the room was soo cramp, the camera shutter speed was slow. I dunno whether I was about to jump or dah jump ke tengah jump ke tengah tahan nak pegi toilet in this photo ahaha

Then I realized, ehh, my licence dah siap arr jom pegi ambik. Then all 3 of us head down to the hangar.

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On the way down, terserempak my junior, and then we snap a photo or two. For the blorg sake. Never actually intended to do so in my life ahahaha. Sape – sape nak contact budak ni, tak kesah la yg berdiri di kanan atau di kiri ahahaha, sile submit resume kat kaunter 8 tingkat 2. ambik nombor giliran jangan dilupa hahaha. In the background my forever dream car, the Pajero Sport!!

Cool right gambar tersebut. Looks like they are flying, on the ground ahaha

Kak Nasni ayu, from despatch. Memang lawa. Sangat unbelievable she’s single. Firdaus… kau menggatal ngan Kak Nasni arr skarang ahaha

I said to you all, I gonna hug her first before I fly her. And I did. Ahahahaha sedih kapal nih dah berhabuk, banyak taik cicak melekat pada baju ku. Ape rahsia baju puteh??? Gunalah vanish white. Tak main la Clorox since it will dull the shirt. * look at my right hand, mcm tengah meraba, fuckin pervert ahaha*

Member aku, a.k.a my senior , walaupun seumur, Firdaus Lee dari Bintulu. Same gak, kaunter 8 tingkat 2 ye adek2. hanya calon isteri yang bercaliber sahaja akan dipanggil. Sila jangan makan hati ahaha ( that day I saw him and Kak Nasni in the same car ahaha. And again after 2 hours ahahaha. Stalker pilot muahaha)

Firdaus is doing his conversion. Meaning he’s gonna fly another plane. His old plane telah dikapankan seperti what in the fotografi diatas. Its being phased out. Since he only started flying my type of aircraft, I’m officially his Senior ahahahaha. Sila jangan merokok. But behind that yellow wall is the kawasan merokok wtf ahaha.

Selepas tamat pengajian, kapal seterusnya untuk diterbang ialah yang bertayar 4 dan tak bersayap. Sangat susah untuk terbang sebab perlukan a great amount of mental imagination. ahahahaha

Proudly holding my fresh – from – farm PPL licence while thinking to myself, apahal la helicopter bomba ade kat hangar.

Typical scenery of Bay 1, a.k.a tempat nak naik aircraft. If you saw any airline aircraft, jangan lupe lambai to them. Few times the captain lambai back to me. Famous aku. ahahaha

“ awat hang buang tebiat kaa ramadhan oiii” kata kak Linda.

It’s been like months since we departed. I know, you love me ahahahaha

In the despatch. Malas dah nak type. Laptop makin panas

Comelkan ekor kapal terbang. Terasa lapar pulak. Macam ekor ikan kembong ahaha.

Success. My licence. Hardwork and perserverence did pay off. *clap clap clap*

I told you already. It can stand on its own. Hebat hebat.

Cut the crap and goodnite. Sleep tight. Assalamualaikum, I told you already. It can stand on its own. Hebat hebat.

Cut the crap and goodnite. Sleep tight. assalamualaikum

p/s: until now, i'm quite shocked and surprised to know that i actually have flown. ahahaha sory saya masih kejutan budaya. shadap ramadhan. babai

sorry lame x blorg

2009-12-16T02:09:00.000-08:00

blame it on the lousy super lembab internet.

did my very best to upload photos

benci! benci! benci!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

promise u i got tonnes of juicy posts lining up

wongga wongga

(apsal laaaa langkawi xdpt wimax???)

Romie met the Siti Nurhaliza of Aviation

2009-12-05T19:18:00.000-08:00

PRECAUTION: she is the Siti Nurhaliza of dunia penerbangan. Sila baca sampai habis. And comment hahaha

To start the story ...... what a wonderful Saturday morning. Still asleep. Zzzzzzzz. Let’s continue dreaming ahaha. Ohh she’s calling me. It’s Britney Spears. Calling me to watch her video in youtube. Since it’s a Saturday and I’m a free, yeah I should do that. And continue dreaming, and sleeping. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Suddenly – suddenly,

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHH, BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM, ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!

ARGHHHH it’s that LIMA again with the fighter jet airshow. Arrrghhh how dare you musnahkan my dreamy weekend. Aku benci kau LIMA! Don’t ever kembali to my life never ahahahahhaha

And try to continue sleeping. Zzzzzzzzzzzz. Eehhh benci, tak boleh tido dah. Decided to wake up. What to do now, for today?? Oklah let’s go to information counter in the airport.

For you guys who got no idea how COOL airport information counter is, it got TV with thai channel, kettle to masak maggi, meeting passengers from whole world everyday and sell tokens for massage chair wtf. Ahahaha within minutes I was there, road was jam – packed. Hari terakhir LIMA, opened to khalayak ramai. As I reached to the info counter, adorable Kak Rozline, answered a phone call.

“ Major RAMADHAN, saya dari info counter blah blah blah …….”

As she hang up the call, straight away i ask her, with full anxiety “ kak, ape akak merepek, nama major to RAMADHAN????”

For you info yer, Romie Pujaan’s real name is Ramadhan. Very the holy, tapi perangai macam hantu ahahaha.

In split second, I came out with a stupidly crazy suggestion. To call that Major Ramadhan and give him a call. I want to meet him. Never in my life I ever encountered someone of the same name. like the one that I found before, he’s like the no. 3 most wanted person in the world, working under Osama Bin Laden ahahahaha sumpah tak tipu. Then I beg Kak Rozline to bring me to him, to my kembar of different emak, Major Ramadhan ( Major tuh jangan main – main ). And kak Rozline was like “ TAK MAU!!!!!!!!!!!”

OK I dragged her along ahahahaha. Wow my wildest dream has come true. Ramadhan is meeting another Ramadhan. How often that opportunity can pop into your life, unless your is sooo common like Latipah or Meon wtf.

While walking towards the LIMA exhibition, Kak Rozline just can’t stop talking on how gyler my plan is. Out of nowhere, we saw a Jaguar. A Jaguar ?? in langkawi?? Ape lagi melaram la masing – masing ahahaha. ( by the way, that jaguar driver damn kedekot tak nak bayar parking, last – last kene saman, padan muke)

And the melaram session started ahahahahaha, started off by Kak Rozline Chantek

Me also tak terlepas peluang ahahaha. Mampos aku la nak melaram ahaha.

All the way while berjalan kaki, Kak Rozline keep on nagging this and that, Ya Allah malasnye aku nak layan. It got even worse when we reach the LIMA operation centre, where I should jejak kasih with my twin wtf ahaha.

“ Ramadhan, ni keje gyler nih, jom balek blah blah blah….”. sumpah I tell you, dah tak kuasa dah nak layan perempuan nih meroyan.

None of the cadets in my college ever even think of goin to this place. I live a very crazy and unique life. I want excitement, and I can smell free stuffs, and free food from inside ahahahah.

I did enter and my twin, Major Ramadhan greeted us. Ahahahaha funny la that moment of truth. We don’t, look the same ahahah, I’m taller, and younger wtf but we share the same thing. We are aviators! Cool right.

Ok shut up the crap. These are the proves that I actually made it to the operation centre:

This is the reception counter. Which was barren, no hotstuff receptionist pakai kebaya ketat to jemput us in ahaha

Services counter. Where the staff are chillaxing. Sumpah I was kinda freaking out coz the airforce people look soo like serious and fierce. I wonder if they eat normal civilian like me hidup – hidup. Hahahaha mana tau, they are trained for survival kot ahahhaha.

The heart of the operation centre. Which I think I saw few of the staff on facebook ahahahha

As we proceed even deeper into the operation centre ( which was surprising big, betul, besar ), we entered the lounge! My dream has come true! Free food and goodies. This is life. ( but Kak Rozline deleted the photo of nasik goreng and orange drink. Benci benci!! I did got free food ok ahahaha bodoh je)

Major Ramadhan came in with goodie bags for me and Kak Rozline. I like!

And this is, errrm ( zoomin the photo to read the name tag ahaha ) YES! Major Ibrahim is the name. He attended us while Major Ramadhan was running here and there. Dia cakap dia tengah busy. Kalah Britney Spears wtf. He talked to us about few stories on airforce and selamat Kak Rozline was there, she got lots of army stories as her family are largely composed by army, airforce and navy people. Kalau tak mati katak aku kat situ takda story to talk about

And Major Ibrahim introduced me to this guy, who secara tiba – tiba masuk into the lounge, looking for water. Sumpah, langkawi was like damn freaking hot that day. Dorang panggil bomoh kot nak halau hujan ahahaha

This is the man whose responsible of being the emcee for the event. Who talks during the airshow. Sumpah, mati – mati I thought mat salleh mana lah yang bercakap. Ni mesti pegi kursus to become a spy. Ape- ape pun, his job to emcee the event, and to speak like mat salleh ( or maybe spontaneous for him la) was A+ ahahaha

Introducing, the one and only, my twin of different emak, jeng jeng jeng, MAJOR RAMADHAN! * clap clap clap*

He was really the friendly you know, funny man. Wish I can grow up to be a smart man like him. Macho lak tuh. The funny thing about him is that at his name tag, his name is RAMBEDAN, and people call him Major Rambo. Ahahaha. Kekurangan keyakinan disitu for not using the real name ahahaha. ( while typing this I heard pertunjukan bunga api for LIMA’s closing. Nak pegi tengok kejap )

Ok back to blorrging, I was too afraid to go to the top floor to watch the fireworks show alone ahahaha.

Basically, enjoying the life of free goodies and free orange juice. I love life, Alhamdulillah. I managed to get his phone number. YEAH I made a contact today! This relationship will go a long way. Kak Rozline just can’t wait to leave as she was shivering like as if we are in a negara bersalju. Back to airport information counter, with a very big smile on my face. Mission accomplished.

As I reach to the information counter in the airport, Abang Nasa, my MAS engineer friend came in. “ hey Ramadhan, I’m going to check out the new ATR plane for Maswings. People are not allowed to enter, and I want you to come, and see the cockpit.”

I was like YEAAAAAHHHH my another wildest dream is about to step in into the real world. Ya Allah I love you for this. That’s the aircraft of my dream airline, Fireflyz. And I’m heading back to the LIMA exhibition. Again.

As usual I arrived earlier that what I’ve been told. Nature of a pilot, to be punctual, chewah poyo je. At the same time, next to the ATR ( love it ) was the Singapore Airforce, taking photos with the public.

This is the Apache, or aphacie or whatever that makes a spelling sounds APAAACHEEEE. Ahahahaha. Ok I’m taking another shot of the plane, since got two personnel telah enter frame

Ohh snap, he entered frame again. Terbukti, Singaporeans memang gyler bergambar ahahaha.

Longgok longgok. Murah murah. Beli jangan tak beli ahaha.

And this lady is soo ever lovely. I was asking her why there are few Singapore airforce personnels wearing green jumpers and others with blue jumpers. and she explained, green for pilots and blue for maintenance crew. I was like woow this girl is crazy, in a good way ok. I believe maintenance crew have to work harder since they who keep the aircraft fit to fly. She’s based in USA and lives in Yishun, which is sooo out of the topic ahaha. And she is part of the Apache crew. WHAT??????? That’s like suuuper duper cool!

And a sweet lady from Australian airforce. Badan bapak tough. Macam jantan.

Ok tak tipu. Memang banyak aircraft. This section closed to public. Soo dalam mimpi je la nak tangkap gambar sambil buat aksi – aksi terlarang ahahaha

Hot ladies from Tentera Udara Di Raja Malaysia. Another tough looking gang. Please don’t beat me. I can cook good food and loves to sing ahahahaha.

Looking at my watch. Arrrghhhh dah sejam menunggu nak masuk ATR aircraft tapi Abang Nasa is still not in sight. Frustrated, but orang tua selalu cakap, sabar separuh dari iman. Sooo I tunggu je, under the sun. terus menunggu.

Then I saw some one, isn’t that…….. her????

YES SHE IS!!!!

Ni la dia, the Siti Nurhaliza of Aviation, Major Patricia Yapp Syau Yin. Why I said soo? She’s the only active female fighter jet pilot in Malaysia Airforce. Fighter jet??? She’s crazy, in a good way ahahaha. She really went out there and get it done with style. Broke the barrier for them female to be good in what they believe in. but her ride was tough, opposed by her father to be in aviation, she did managed to get in it. And did her studies in aeronautical engineering in UTM, which I applied and got rejected and ended up in culinary arts for 4 months wtf.

She flies MIG – 29N. That is a challenging thing to do. Even for me to do a steep turn pun rasa macam nak muntah. And she won Anugerah Pesona Nona, forgot which year ahaha. During the competition, all other contestants were wearing fancy dresses, jewelleries, make up berbagai, but she only wore her jumpsuit. And bun up her hair. That’s it. My first impression was like, perempuan ni tak nak menang ke ahahaha. And of coz, she won. Other contestants don’t even stand a chance. Tak silap she’s the first and only woman in the world flying that MIG – 29N. Gyler gempaq

“ eh Romie Pujaan, I minat lah your blorg. I selalu baca ketika di saat lapang. Jom pekana teh tarik kat chenang.” Ahahaha I wish she said that and read this post ahahaha

She, me and this guy. Alamak tak tau nama la. I called him Frank Sinatra ahaha. Jangan dia datang naik fighter jet pegi tembak kapal terbang aku sudah ahahaha.

She ask me regarding my trainer aircraft, on the final speed. People who don’t fly confirm takkan faham ape kejadah benda ni ahahaha padan muka. My aircraft, the final speed is 80 knots. And hers is double than mine. Bapak pantas. Faster than my cruising speed. Can fly from Langkawi to Kuala perlis in few minutes je.

She bent down and opened a pocket at her knee, taking something out to give me as a sourvenir. I was like, gyler ape simpan cenderamata kat lutut ahahaha. It was, her name card!!!! Ya Allah that’s a token of appreciation. No one ever treat me like that. I’ve been treated like a hamba all my life ahaha. I guess she wants to keep in touch with me. Hopefully.

OH MY GOD, I got a fighter jet pilot friend!!!!! Are you guys, jealous?? ahhahahaha

Wrapping up the day, with yet another retarded pose of myself. I should copyright this. No other person on earth can be as retarded as I am in a photo wtf

Photo: self explanatory

Pengajaran of the day:

LIMA is a very good event, despite the absence of formation airshow and lots of empty booth. So, try to expect something different to see in life. Meeting new people. Try to see life in a different perspective. And have fun with it. I gonna sleep tonite, with a big wide shiny smile on my face. Truly gonna miss those loud noisy fighter jet sound ahahahaha.

Post LIMA: Kak Rozline, who’s fanatic of Major Patricia Yapp Syau Yin ( I dunno how to call other than her full name, takut salah sebut kena saman pulak ahahaha ), was soo envious of all of my photos. Kak Rozline got soo naik angin and pissed off, she ended up photostating her name card ahahaha.

See you in 2 years time!!

Romie did LIMA 2009

2009-12-03T22:20:00.001-08:00

Oh great how more retarded I can be.

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Cutting the crap, it’s the only event that will make langkawi, a sleepy island into traffic jam place. And since I love the happeningness, I come to join and see the event myself. I never knew this event has been around for almost a decade. Dahsyat.

Since everyone in my college like dying to go there, they ended up paying rm50 for the entrance pass. Yeah yeah I’m cheapskate but at least im clever. Why u need to spend on a dime if you can get it for free. Just imagine you have to pay money, I got it free of charge ahahahahahah feels like anak raja la pulak.

And how did I do it, by wearing some other person’s pass ahahahahhaha. I’m not the one with that crazy idea ok, ‘someone’ got it for me. I have to blank out the name of the owner of the pass. It was done by Microsoft paint. Saye tak bawak magic pen pun ahahaha

Talking about the exhibition, other than its free, for me ahahaha its educational for those who, looking for knowledge lah. Take it this way, though its full of aircrafts that you hardly see in front of your face everyday, the indoor exhibition is, highly corporate. Unless you wear suits and got suitcase. It should be adapted to all walks of life, like there should be fun stuff to do about aviation like activities and even pakcik & atok2 pun nak main simulator gak kan aahahhahahaha

Talking about the airshow, sadly, no formation show available, only those by the jet pejuang. Freaking noisy but love it. And if you pay to watch the show alone, buat sakit tengkuk je ahahahhaha. Since I know a place with bestest view.

Jom jalan2 tengok kapal terbang. Got flight stewardess somemore hehe

Ok we have the blue carpet wtf

Suddenly after tired berjalan, “ Ya Allah, canteknye ceiling”

And I encountered this. I was thinking to myself, kalaulah designer tuh pandai, boleh dia buat jadi bot nelayan, sebab ade cavity at the front. senang nak tangkap ikan kembong

Wahhh, hotel’s kiosk. Food but fuckin expensive. After balek hostel only then my roommate told me they give away free food after exhibition closes. Damn stupid me!!

“ kojah kau tau tak nyot nyet nyot nyet….” Out of nowhere I saw this lovely chair with colourful cushions.

Bukan setakat kapal terbang and kapal selam, kapal layar buat dr kayu chengal pun adaaa. Worth it, really finely done. Siap ade price tag, confirm persatuan pengguna pulau pinang suke

I’ve been eyeing for this!!! I found YOU!!

Sebelum tu adek2, you need to play the write-a-comment-get-free-sweets game

Ohh yes! My first ever freebie!! I succeeded! * clap clap clap*

Followed by a bag of goodies ( brochures sebenarnye ) few seconds after. How lucky me!

“I’m so gay” kata patung itu

Yo wassup2

Women have come a long way in aviation. That lady at centre bottom rocks as she’s the first female to perform at lima in fighter jet. I think soo. Do you actually know there is position as peramugari in airforce??? Not fictional I read it in the brochure ok

In the middle of nowhere….. jabatan perikanan???????

This is like the coolest thing to get. good If you always fight with ur partner or having an angry wife. Campak la dlm tasik chini pun x rosak ahahah.

This is by far the best booth. By imigeresen Malaysia. See those passports. Its like since zaman british to baby boomers to generation y punye sumer ade. And the officer mending the booth gyler cool and informative. Never knew passport can holds soo much stories. Terharu, nak menangis!! ahahhaha

This one like very old since before merdeka tak silap. Just imagine how nice the quality. I think the passport holder mmg dah target nak passport dia dipamerkan kot. Gyler glamour I like ahahaha.

Ohh shit no wonder la I always got nightmares now ahhahahahaha.

Last time the photos are like sooo nice la. U can pose like this and like that for your passport. Like this nyonya, real photo mmg cantek kot.

My future fleet insyaAllah. Diamond 42. the booth attended by unfrenly people. Can’t you see how I exhibit huge interest in my face while I was standing in front of this model, which is at your booth???? Bukan nak dtg borak pun. Blah la bitches ahhahhha

And insyaallah with full hope my dream future airline!!!!

I told you at the beginning ade peramugari. I dunno wats their function for the exhibition. Maybe when I came the booth dah the tutup kot. They brought home lots of free goodies too ahahaha. dorang dpt notebook dan macam2 lagi

This particular aircraft really attracts me. See the small wing at the front? Its called canard and the propeller is at the back of the wing. Sexy!!

Interior? Boleh tahan, but tak muat la fat fella like me

The exhibition at the tarmac!!! Gyler lapang penat kaki berjalan. One common thing about aviators is that if they see airplanes in front of them, their heartbeat go dup dap dup dap macam tengah tengok shakira berjoget hips don’t lie ahaha

How on earth did they stack up 4 speakers together??? Patut la sampai kat hostel pun bley dgr announcement by the mc. Mlm2 karaoke lagu frank Sinatra. Xde kejadah. why the tulisan in blue colour pulak nih??

Bombardier Challenger!!!! If you wanna marry me, I mintak ni je sebijik serba satu ahaha

This baby is used utk memadam kebakaran. It can go to the sea and ambik ayaq pastuh simbahkan kat lokasi pembakaran. Lenguh pilot tu nak ulang alik amik air.

Fighter jet backside. Ahahahha parental guidance please

Mad pilot infront of a sleeping heli

Nice la this football. Didn’t manage to enter. Rugi je. Takpe2 i entered pass masuk free. ( while typing this suddenly2 singapore fighter jet lalu atas bangun. tekejot for awhile ahaha )

pilots need adequate amount of sleep. Planes too!!

Ehh ehhh mat salleh la. Jom jadi jakun.

Ok from italy rupenya

Ended up the trip with a smiling face holding a bag of freebies.

Freebies + free entrance = priceless ahahahahah

Last but not least…………………………

Banyak nye bendera warna warni. Representing what?? Numbers of states in malaysia? Gyler banyak. Kain ela tajaan kamdar ahahahaha.

shit, life is tough

2009-12-02T03:07:00.000-08:00

i always say this to myself, if i dont get a job ASAP afta graduatin, i'll end up in the list of young bankcrupt people - losers of the century list. it's not easy to land a piloting job in malaysia, especially as a commercial pilot. just imagine this. i'm in batch 25 now and even those fcukin senior batch 15 are mostly jobless now. airlines are saturated with young faces holding commercial licence to fly as first officers, or for those who considered themselves babies in the aviation world, subsitute first officers with co pilots. and one more shit, there is .... ( still counting ) 5 known piloting schools and arrghh another on mushrooming in terengganu. why, why why why, why all of you guys hav to dream to be a pilot?? daydreamin je la. just let me alone be a pilot ahahahahahah.

so i need to think about plans, plans for post graduation, on what job should i be doin. errmmmmm. part time je. dah gyler ade licence mahal2 tp x jadi pilot.

1. join hot.fm or fly.fm cruisers:
nice la since i just love talkin, bein crazy, travel, and eat food day and night, i should apply for this job to isi masa lapang after graduation. its sooo unfair those with big big cables can easily get into an airline without filterings. arrgrhhhhhh. this is how farah fauzana got her job as a dj. who knows, romie pujaan ahahahaha.

2. night club singer:
they do earn lotsa prospect you know, singing don't pay cheap actually. with voice like me anyone will be dying to hire me as a singer ahahahahahah. at least i can support my parents, pay my study loan, and go for big fat seafood dinner every fortnight, whenever i feel like i've been disown by my family. ahahahahahah

3. join one in a million:
one of my senior is sooo freakin stupid he made a joke of him being a taxi driver after graduatin sbb skarang susah nak dpt keje. mampos kau. nanti jadi full time taxi driver baru tau. hari2 jemput aku pegi airpot. ahahahhaha why dont i join one in a million??? to realise my inner passion in singing??? and earn a million ringgit??

rm 1000000
-rm 250000 (study loan)
-rm 1500 (pendahuluan ptptn that i used to gain 5kg)
-rm 200000 (haji mama papa)
-rm i dunno ( viva elite)
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calculate urself
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wait, we are sick and tired livin in a recession, and dont even dream of someone to reward you a millionaire title just because u can sing gooood ahahaha.

4- be a model:
sorry please, im not handsome. though french and russian ancestory ahahaha